HSM. I will adopt you… you will play my alcoholic domineering mother who I send off to a ‘spa’ in the Netherlands for life, where you get involved with the male magnate of the Horse shipping scandal.
Jair, VT… I would appreciate it if you two would be a little more appreciative of the talents provided by DMK, and more sensitive to the special needs of such a sought after diva as herself.
DMK and I shall be dining tonight - perhaps I can work you two into my schedule sometime tomorrow.
Kels i think we need more them Mini bars u know me and you should share a dressing room being the stars of this small film.
Steve
What a great scene!
Thank you, hope I can show the sheer terror I felt just reading the part. 
Jair, I am totally stressing!!! I need my pirin tablets!!! It is about 9:45 p.m. I just updated the actor list with about 15 new characters!!
Where is VTRider?? I cannot reach her and she missed her meeting with Julia!!! You know how she gets when she is stood up like that!!!
Everything is chaos at East Coast HQ’s! Jeb’s Calvins are too small who would have known,
The studio cant acquire the warehouse we want for Paiges, characters fashion studio!!
And my meeting with Ms. Lopez, was not productive she wants to sing a song in Spanish none the less about Oldenburgs! I was like honey this is not a musical and of course she objects to the Muff Daddy character!! Too soon you know!!
I am so stressed I need to do some laps tonight!! Call me ASAP will do a Conference /Breakfeast meeting with VT, I hope things went well with Madonna.
Malkovich is perfect!!!
Let me know what to do about the Jeb underwear issue and were you going to coordinate the Everglades chase scene, I heard from Mozambique and they said the Water Buffalo’s would be no problem, they will be calling you.
Ciao
M
[This message was edited by Moesha on Mar. 20, 2001 at 10:52 PM.]
Coreene exits her trailer to go smarm around the set for a bit, looking for her next victim. As she is wont to do, she is talking to herself a bit, wondering if the hunky men working in the production office heard of her QVC mishaps and how she got off with two waiters at the wake…
As the senior member of staff and the technical director, I will nor participate with a bunch of water drinkers. Not even fancy water cuts across the creative edge.
Do you not realize that Godzilla was a lover, that King Kong was a lover? If you are going to have all these bikini clad females running around then you have to expect a band of lovers to be part of the scene.
Moesha Dahling! No one can do these scenes cold sober! AND you forgot Lady Godiva. How could you leave this lady in the shadows? Certainly, in this script there must be a Lady Godiva and few streakers and mooners.
As the technical advisor I insist on white russians for everyone. For the background music we must have bagpipes or better yet gypsy violins. Yes! that’s it gypsy violins. They will inspire those secret werewolves. I will waltz through the scenes in my full length mink coat and nothing underneath.
Hitchcock always appeared in his movies in some minor role. Of course if I open my coat it won’t be a minor role anymore.
Discoinferno
[This message was edited by Moesha on Mar. 28, 2001 at 05:52 PM.]
Whattaboutme??!! Moesha!! You forgot me! 
Why Moesha darling - this film is perfectly cast! But whom, dear Moesha, are you going to get to run the Craft Service truck??? You know it’s against the Actors Union to make them toil without food - And heaven forbid a PA or bestboy should go without breakfast!!
Oh brilyntrip what a perceptive genius you are!!! Vito is the one watching her!! He has left YOU with the Asian babies to be with this sultry wanton woman, they spend the evenings wrapped in her furs in the opium dens of Greektown!!!, While you are at home keeping hte family together. You only solice is your show…your career…you must go on!!!
The director’s fears
Scene(Baltimore’s inner harbor, the waves of the ancient Chesapeake lap against the yachts below Federal Hill, a mist rises off the water and the glass and light spectacular from the downtown architectural wonders illuminates the scene. A character appears dressed in a pair of beige TS pants and a lovely blue riding shirt, his eyes are like the sea after a storm and they penetrate the audience like icicles on a glacier ridge, another appears, dressed in white TS with a black riding jacket and a Chalres Ownes hat, unstrapped! Soon a third charcter appears but she is dressed in a tight leather dress with paltform spikes, the mist rises as the moon dances across the water, shadows turn to people as an eclectic cast in a vaqriety of outfits from S/M gear to Arabian robes, to jeans and platform ariats slink onto the cobble walks of the harbor!)
Bam a steady beat takes the audience captive and a voice begins.
Jair - “It’s Astounding work is boring, Maddness takes it’s toll, so pretend to be working…”
Moesha - “Not for very much longer”
Jair - “I’ve got to post again”
"I remember doing the BB Warp"
"Drinking those famous Sea Urchin
Cocktails"
“But the hot Blacksmiths surround me and the vet would be calling!!!”
Cast- “Let’s do the BB Warp again!”
“Let’s do the BB WArp again!”
Sea Urchin- “It’s just that oxer to the left”
Cast -“Then a leg yield to the right”
Sea Urchin - " Then put your hands on your hips"
Cast- “And do a lead change to the right”
Cast- “But it’s the pelvic thrust that really drives the moderators insane”
“Let’s do the BB warp again”
“Let’s do the BB warp again”
Moesha- “It’s so dreamy, oh fantasy free me”
"So you can’t catch me in the jump off…
“no not at all”
“In a Zone 3 dimension with Private Dancer’s voyaristic intentions, Feel secluded…but I see all”
Jair - “Your into the BB mind flip”
Moesha - " Your in the Approved helmut slip"
Jair - " and the classics will never be the same"
Moesha- “Show bow induced sensation”
Jair- “Like your under Ketofen sedation”
Cast - “Let’s do the BB warp again”
“Let’s do the BB warp again”
VtRider- " Well I was walking down Keswick road just a having a drink, when a wrangler wearing guy gave me an evil wink, he shook me up, he took me by surprise, he had a California tagged pick up truck and those Nevada circuit eyes, he stared at me told me to let him show my horse he promised I’d make money since he always knew the course!!"
Cast- “Let’s do the BB Warp again”
“Let’s do the BB warp again”
Sea Urchin - “It’s just that oxer to the left”
Cast- “The a leg yield to the right”
Sea Urchin “then put you hands on you hips”
Cast - “and do a lead change to the right”
Cast - “But it’s the pelvic thrust that really drives the moderators insane”
“Let’s do the BB warp again”
“Let’s do the BB warp again!!!”
[This message was edited by Moesha on Mar. 21, 2001 at 05:22 PM.]
Good Morning everyone. Just checking in - I have just gassed up the Quantum at Sheetz and I am ready to go again [singing On the road again, like a band of gypsies we go down the highway ].
Moesha - you arne’t going to like this, but I had to use some money from DMK’s alotted salary to buy myself a 20-disk changer for the Quantum. How dar eyou give me a car with an 8-track - what were you thinking.
Sooooooooooo - that only leaves Diva DMK with $56 for her salary. Oh well, she can easily be replaced 
OK - after the fiasco of rehearsals yesterday, our rehearsals this morning went very well. I was quite pleased actually.
I filled K Spade and Steve’s lists of demands and they seem quite content. I am having a problem with slugger’s attitude though. I think she needs a good b*tch slapping. Her Little-Miss-Holier-Than-Though attitude is hittin gmy last nerve. I wish that halo of her would come down and choke her 
I am going to start giving out awards everyday as an incentive for the cast.
Yesterday’s rewards are as follows.
Most Cooperative - R&R
Most UnCooperative - LOUISE!!! Her chain-smaking, Keith-Richards-drinking self has gone too far!! 
Most Improvement - SIMON - the lisp is now only noticeable to the well trained ear
Worst Line Reading - Jeb - YOU MUST TAKE THE DIP OF SNUFF OUT OF YOUR MOUTH BEFORE YOU ENTER THE REHEARSAL HALL!
Well - off to morning rehearsals - today is when we practice the scene where we find out that Jeb and Robby Johnson were simamese twins seperated at birth.
On a good note - I had to take the Quantum to Snappy Lube to get an oil change yesterday and low and behold - I met a VERY hot guy naked Duke. Cna I have Friday night off to go out with him?
I need a part! After reading through 17 pages and not finding my character anywhere I do think it is time to assign me one!
~Christina~
“Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, Darling!” JD;Heathers
Well crap - Don’t I feel like a dumb blonde.
Let’s jump ahead for a second to make up. Paul Mitchell and I were looking through his portfolio of stars a few secs ago and we need to know if you want a soft natural look for the cast or if you want to go with the Britney/Mariah/Christina/Katie Huber extensions look? All dolled up with Max Factor’s finest line of make up…
The crab festivals have crab races ,largest crab skipja ck races,(a kind of boat with sails) beauty pagents fastest crab picker!! etc.but I suggest crabcake making contest and a crabbiest person contest
Canter, dahlink, she was holding zee vodka bottle ven she made me confess your secret… you understand, yes?
Just what the H#$)) is going on here ?? when do we start filming??Or is this whole thing another version of THE PRODUCERS???
Um I am not sure how to take that tho, am I a “local princess” The last show I went to was like 6 states south of me, so thats not really local but anyways…
