Paige - easy trigger - it’s all in fun…none of this is serious…cheer up!
Now as the technical assistant I can tell you Baltimore has everything. Murky nights on the waterfront. Long dark walkways for the maladjusted.
Fancy hotels for the frauds and the whores to scam the honest and naive. Nothing better than a seaport to mix it all up.
Actually, Moesha would you consider New Orleans? There is some legitamacy they had an AHSA Convention there that was shall we say at least “unique”. Could even accomodate the fashion police there! 
Has anyone placed a call to that Arizona clinic where he’s a frequent guest? They specialize in, uh…“disorders” of the type which afflicts him…
I never, ever ever saw this thread.
But it’s worth a bump, even though the last 5 pages consists of Moesha talking with himself…
(that sneaky Discoinferno!!!)
A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men…
FairWeather
CANTER West Virginia
Oh! Oh!! <waving hand> I’ll be Cassandra!! I would LOVE to be a local princess and actually HAVE other outfits to change into!!!
And I promise I will predict NO doom and gloom!
Damn!! I see that slut R&R stole the part from me by offering a sister/brother act. And a Catherine the Great tableau!!!
Moesha, your people need to contact my people about this horrible slight to a performer of my stature!
Just got back from rehearsals…need a bottle of Advil and a bottle of Boons.
Who knew that Heidi can’t read?!?!?!?!?
The very first day of rehearsals and heidi shows up with this guy (juicy hunk atually) that reads the lines to her and she in turns memorizes them and spits them out…amazing…but who knew!!!
Simon’s lisp is presenting a bit of a problem - hopefully with some speech therapy,we will be able to work through it 
Pictures to follow.
okay you all have been waiting to hear my new name for the roll i was casted in…and it is Christopher but Topher for short
Steve
Sweet . . . I get to be in a love triangle!! 
Moesha I am concerned that Spaz is too young for this role . . . 
Well since I’m such a behind the scenes player that I didn’t make the cast list (Moesha I was there, on the casting couch, ready and waiting, and you were nowhere to be found!)
I’m happy to take any kind of a job/role … Director’s Assistant, Assistant Producer (I’m a chick who can get guys, I mean things), general Go-Fer … please your fabulousness, let me be a part of your world!
I was misquoted! I never actually told that reporter that I WAS the STAR 
I just gave him a teensy hint that future roles should be more, oh,say In-Depth and intruiging.
All right! I’m a Hampden HON! Mom would be so very proud. This will be that small roll that gets a lot of attention and has John Waters begging to cast me in Hairspray 2 as a much thinner, better Ricky Lake.
In my role I will get to do something I have always secretly desired… put tremendously tacky christmas lights and decorations all over my deli and home!
Thanks Moesha!
Snowbird we need you as the technical advisor,you have such a great eye for detail and editing will be a breeze for you!
Since I’m just a wannabe and have not been included even though I finally am in the 3-digit-posts(!), I suppose I will cast myself as the reclusive movie critic who sits in her high tower and casts aspersions on you all. WAAAAAAAHHHH. (however, given the Proper role, I will get off my high horse . . . .)
99 Xani’s , floating in the Culpeper sky, paniac breaks there all naked except for Jods three sizes too small.
The Hermes Rep tried her best she tried to sew the biggest dress, but the resperine fooled us all it fooled us again and now Xani’s on the prowl.
This is it guys this is war this is what the jump offs for as panic breaks though the tailgate side, we must try to stop this horrbile sight…
It’s all over and I’m standing pretty in the dust that was a AA show, Xani’s jods liter the ring…I think of the BB and buy Butet…
Ah, AHC, so you were my neighbor! I was at Betty Ford, researching a role, you understand, and there was this used up old has been in a scarf and glasses, going for the Jackie O look, but actually ala Tammy Fae Bakker. I had heard you were attempting a comback, but I can’t imagine what hold you must have on Moesha to actually get him to cast you!
Mo! I’m on my cell darling!
Sure, I’ll open up the Aspen house - was going to lend it to Brad and Jennifer next week anyways.
Oh, so that’s what is in that big package wasn’t too sure, after all Jeb just returned from Columbia you know, didn’t want to stir any trouble up…
VTride is just going to have to chill and deal with things for a change! Do you know how many long distance charges she’s racked up calling me collect every hour?
Muff Daddy should be played by the Winglet. If he has anywhere near the talent of his mother, he will be a real star!
I’m thinking at least a mil for this to start, don’t you think? We’re going to have to bring in some heavy hitting costume designers. Some of our cast, especially the guy playing Simon are going to need a bit of help from makeup as well 
oh, Spacey is out, but Malkovich is interested. He wants to talk dollars. I’ve booked a table at 21 for tomorrow. Be there?
Ciao!
Actually VtRider, Slugger was wondering if we could add a Lake Placid and a Biltmore scene in? I told her we would see what the budget allows…
by the way my dear that was $100.40 your are allocated for lunch a day, I do hope you didn’t pay $100.40 for a tab and chips without paying attention, do I have to send the match the Presidents to the bills exercise over again??
Ciao
M
Moesha, dahlink… zat ees not cellulite you see, zat ees body cells deprived of vodka… I cannot act under zees circumstances… unless uf course by “personal trainer” you mean Olaf, ze bartender?
Moesha, you know I am haveing fits over loosing my Zoloft after tripping in the rain just after the last drink. If you will, FedEx a bottle or three to my castle. I must have more…
And Darling, don’t take ofense at my rage. I’m simply an Artist without a canvas and sometimes I feel crazy…
Gotta run, dear. The stud is sniffing the cat’s rear end again. I simply must have him gelded!
I loved getting on the computer each day and seeing what Moesha had thought up … In addition another fav was BIG EARED BLOODS which was so funny that I cried and choked and cackled all at once…
