Moesha, can I play? I want a role too!
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oooh la la… 
- Kahlua -
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Yes, Steve and I need mini bar’s in our dressing room.
Is my tanning bed here yet?
People, I need my tanning bed!
The harbour!
Awww man…I feel so all alone. lol, This is hilarious. Here’s a scary thought, how twisted do you think it would be if there was a movie based on this board, and all the people together? I smell a box office hit. 
OMG! Saratoga too???
Its beeeen a long day.
FIRST of all, WHO said DMK only needs ONE personal trainer per day?? Not to be critical, but hoenstly…4 or 5, I think… if we’re going to see more than that wind blown hair on screen, she needs to be workin’ those dreadful skin-destroyers right off!
Jair, dahhling, first and foremost- I did not, nor have I EVER CLAIMED to be no stah! I AM the star. I just show up, and hello- its obvious. See this months National Enquirer for details (cover story- naturally! Love cyst? I think not…) Naturally I get the interviews…its only what was meant to be, my dear. You understand.
Now Moesha, I do LOVE Vintage. Only the best (Wardrobe? Can I ring them? Do tell…) Now will the Cajun’s rip my clothing? Because God knows- seeing me baring more than was meant to is enough to grab anyone- lesbian or not. However, really now- maybe we could do some close ups of my full blown rage? Really capture my emotion…Thanks- your a doll.
As for DMK’s FiFi- I gave her that wretched little pet- Icertainly expect it to recieve better treatment than DMK does. It has MY name on it you know!
And really- where are the go-fers? I don’t drink this crap you call Perrier…where is my San Pelligrino? you call this a working set- thats it! I am retiring to my trailer. My manicurist, pedicurist, facialist, and therapist will be working. Please ONLY call if you truly need me. God only knows what could come up next!
Mama Mia
Haha…Lolita. Latvian Roboequines, eh? The Ultimate Pushbutton.
VtRider, where is Xani?
SHE IS RUNNING DOWN MASS AVE. IN A BIKINI !!!
why oh why did you let her out of the basement, I told you she would try all sorts of tricks to get out before the filming! Now what are we to do, I am alone with not even a single assistant here in my Penn ave. office, surely you do not expect me to run out in this weather in my new Kenneth Coles and try to stop her?
Oh please VT see what you can do! Remember last time she got out!!! The Enquirer made their years quota in a few weeks!!!
And what pray tell happened to your new BMW???
Kelsey and i think that because Her and I are the Stars of this film we should have our own gofer who could perfectly be Anisley
Steve
My Oscar please!
[This message was edited by Moesha on Mar. 29, 2001 at 11:32 AM.]
Damn it Moesha…Thanks for giving Jair and I a nice $45.67 budget. How am I suppose to work off of such little money.
And thanks for also assigning me the most difficult tasks! Do you know what I had to do with that trainer last night so he would let us use his nice hunters for the Culpeper scenes? I feel like I have spent 24 hours on a thigh master!!!
Jair - don’t even get me started on the collect calls. Maybe if Mr. Moe had given me a calling card with more than 30 seconds on it - I wouldn’t be in this predictament
Jair and Moe - I will be on the road today making final arrangments for all the Culpeper scenes. I just picked up the gallon of fake blood that we will be painting on SIMON’s body after he has that mishap at the natural oxer in the Adult Classic. Actually, that’s a lie. the fake blood DIDN’T FIT INTO THE BUDGET, so I got some ketchup.
You can reach me on my cell and I will check in periodically during the day. Time to go fire up the Quantum!
Moesha–
Stop trying to delegate my issues to your pitiful underlings. Since you did come and beg on bended knee for me to help you out with this little film, I think that I can at least expect a little personal attention. You and I both know that this thing would be going nowhere fast without my Jamie Lee-esque sream and flawless personal style. Now, you know that I would never question your artistic vision, but something has come up. Calvin just wasn’t up to the task so Versace has agreed to handle my wardrobe and, frankly, we are struggling a bit trying not to clash with the blanket on that appy. I really am going to have to insist on a buckskin. Also, VTrider, I know that we go way back and I’ve always said that nothing could possibly come between us. But asking me to wash down the vicoden with an inferior brand of bubbly is pushing things a bit far, don’t you think?
Next we’ll be finding out that the rating on this little production has more end of the alphabet letters than will ever make the big screen! 
Winglet, I believe you were cast as “Muff Daddy”, go read the cast assignments darling!
JAIR! Country Life Farm just will NOT do for my scenes! http://www.countrylifefarm.com Can’t we puleeeeze do the shoot at Rokeby? (We can pop over to M’burg for some nice tack shopping, I’ll help you pick out your new chaps at Journeyman and we can have a brainstorming session at Mosby’s to keep Moesha happy with us)
My afternoon with Jair, I’m the Favorite!
Moesha I am really disappointed. I mean my era is the one all you young’uns seem to want to copy but your don’t really understand it.
Moesha your pictures are just too conservative for this flick, too much effort to have it make sense. I had no idea idea you were so stereo!
So as the technical advisor I want to see body painting, you have to have bazaar hair colors. I mean your men and women are so square you can tell which they are! Now that just won’t do.
In the days of our revolution “the pre-feminist” we had a code, you should never be able to tell a male from a female! There cannot be anything that resembles the square world. Everything has to flow in circles. Continuity of clashing colors and shapes has to take precedence, every rule is broken.
p.s. I added three new characters to the list JH83, C.Boylen, and TerrriK at 10:15!!!
Please be reviewing your roles and either mail and again we so want to hear every idea you have!!
p.s.s. I added a few more as well the roles of the Bay Sirens!!!
I am thrilled to be MABEL–former Miss Crab. I can’t wait to film the pageant scene…There should be awards for crabbiest, crab walk, and most cracked.
But I am concerned about the albino terrorists part as I am rather afraid of them in real life…
Dearest Canter, at least a bustier will keep in place the goods.
Sources, yes, your ‘client’ DMK, have told me you recently had to purchase knee pads.
Well that explains It!
