snacking on Godivas and sipping my Moet Chandon.
Nicole of the expensive tastes wishes to import Freisians for a matching pair to take to Devon. Perhaps a checkerboard of Andalusians and Freisians for a four in hand, that would be eye catching!
MANUEL! GET that stallion back to the breeding Shed, Rox Dene is cycling!
[i]Pas Petit Detail, you are MIRANDA awoman who has seen many things and has yet to find happiness away from her Selle Francaise breeding operation, yuo like to stand on the sand at night as the waves crash against your longinh body.[/b]
Yikes, I sound like I came out of a soap 
I love this, you guys are so entertaining, and creative as hell!
I think we need a scene from Harrisburg, or maybe even Washington or Cap. Chall. if we’re in Baltimore. Who gets to be the lucky one that gets involved with the infamous scandal?
Is it possible that MOesha has had yet another nervous breakdown from the pressure we put him under?
ORRRRRRRR has he gone out to do some personal investigations of the shady seemy side of Baltimores Drag Scene?
I am sure that he will reappear soon in his most “snarky piss and vinegar self”
Can’t wait!
VtRider, I beg to differ. 
Simon needs to do no more than show up to look good for his part! 
Can I be Swifty Sue, the double-dealing agent who skims off the top and bottom of everyone’s salaries as well as the production budget so she can keep her own stable of grand prix jumpers?
Having grown up in Greenwich Village, Swifty Sue has first-hand experience helping DQs come out of the closet and steal other actresses’ Oscars. She has a regular table in a nice, secluded corner at 21 where she wines, dines, and deals with the best of them (using other’s expenses accounts of course–VT RIder, we must talk about the limit on your gold cards). Yes,that’s one of her ex-GP jumpers you see tied up to a 21 jockey every day from 12:30 to 3:30–the street cleaners just can’t complain enough.
And don’t forget, if not treated with the proper amount of respect, she can ALWAYS reneg on a deal with no remorse. VTRider, Jair , and Moe beware…after all, they say it’s really the agents who run Hollywood!! 
So silly of you to forget me–now let me think of what havoc I can wreak!
Did I fail to mention that Keanu went with? He didn’t care at all. The deal is that he gets all of the tabloid attention AFA the “marriage” to Dave goes. Otherwise, it’s a pretty open arrangement.
A funny aside - Keanu and I went diving for black pearls (found one, actually, and my buddy David Yurman, is making me a little bauble out of it - something set in platinum, I think) in the tradition of the native Maldivians … in the buff!
I had to take a few pain pills - but don’t tell my sponsor - and have some healing therapies from a Jainist priest from the sunburn I’m sporting on my freshly buffed backside! Keanu laughed all the way back to the villa!
Robby
Lisa did you hear? Moesha has granted us our YOUTH again!!!
We are YOUNGERS, she said in a hushed, but excited whisper… why it’s almost as good as a face lift, and probably better than peel!
Have obviously come off your glider, director Jair. I was in my mohair sweater for a casual meeting. Clearly it wasn’t costume. Now be nice to me - or I’ll reveal to the cast and tabloids a nice little morsel from our tryst in St. Bart’s. Let’s just say that Director Jair likes to power trip as a method to, uhm, overcompensate for other departments in which he’s lacking!
Granted, I’ve gotten half-way to where I am now from a good case of mattress-back 
but NO ONE doubts my fashion sense (and gets away with it). I mean, I continuously make People’s Best Dressed List and I have two personal stylists and pay the salary for an additional internal stylist at Barney’s. Not to mention I just have inherent good taste.
God, now you’ve upset my method, Jair. You’re too difficult to work with and you’re inhibiting my creative process. I’m going to my trailer to do some yoga now so I can regain my focus. And you can rest assured this episode will be mentioned when I do my cover interview with Vanity Fair tomorrow.
Robby, temperamental method actor (all in good fun, of course!)
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert and Rocky Horror never made it to the podium.
It’s time to decamp - and fire the costume designer!!
I was wondering since I went to Oldfields School in Glencoe md very near Baltimore as you know ,could Starena have a past which includes her having gone to Oldfields?? Sort of the fallen woman thing?
WHAAAAAAAA!!! Who do I get to play?
Jair thank you I see that all those sleepless nights have paid off, I am getting great feedback from the proddy’s on how things are going up there.
Why is SIMONS character about 150 pounds underweight! and blond!! Hello VT, darling I said imagine Pollack not Warhol in Drag!!!
Heidi, darling can you still cybershake a fabulous dirty Martini! I feel a headcahe!
And just where is MargaretF and HN73 I would like to know! Oh Hedid send it high priority!!!
Ciao Daarlingsss
M
Moi!!! I never told anyone zat I am zee star - although it ees clear to all vith half a brain or more, zat I am…
But I cannot be held responsible for waht ma dahlink pet, Fifi tells reporters…
Jair, dahlink, check ze contract… Canter assures me Fifi ees allowed on ze set, and she has her OWN winni…
Well look what I missed during a week away. Moesha, you are a riot. Love it all, especially the BB warp…
Lori the diva hunter rider returning for duty. Had a lovely week drying out… I mean getting a facelift… I mean skiing, yeah that’s it. To quote the infamous Colin, I can’t possibly prepare for my part without a new “Gucci” hunter to help me take the A/Os by storm. My agent, Swify Sue, will be in touch to schedule lunch to discuss all of the details. Slugger has offered full access to her mini bar, and maybe you can even borrow the waterbed from the kids.
I was around then…but no…gotta have a little alaska-ist movie don’t you? It’s ok…I’ll write the book, and then I’ll sue for copyright infringement. And I’ll take all yalls horseys! And BMW’s.
BAH!
Rebecca
http://www.bluffparkfarm.com
http://www.angelfire.com/darkside/smited/index.html
Surgeon General’s Warning: Avril Lavigne is bad for your health
can I play? can I play? I’m a star at heart ya know
I’m standing firm on my mini-bar and not signing any contracts until I get it!
Goodness knows, I’m a wonderful actor… After all, who was it that kept his mouth shut and a smile on his face when they announced the “Best Picture” nominees for the Oscars this year?
JoHn (WiNgLeT)
Now DivaQueenCountessPrincessLusciousBarronesses let us all get along for evening filming!
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