I'm going to do it!!!! A COTH BB Movie!!!!!!!!!!

Moesha, can you add in my girl Sandstone aka Highrolling Goose? THANKS!

Has anyone heard from him today? He isn’t answering his office, home, summer home, winter home, car, truck, trailer phones…nor is he answering his beeper, email, ebooks, smoke signals…

Where has he gone? He can’t just leave us with no direction like this!!!

maybe sveral colins all found lying dead in different places.

Believe me, if I can be a “happy Arabian breeder” you can be a local circuit princess! Have a good laugh & play along; if you really don’t want to then email Moesha & I’m sure he will find an aspiring young actress to replace you!

Canter, I think your advice came to late!!! I was having a Susan Sarandon moment and Moesha starting singing that song, and thenext thing you know I was singing along and signing contracts!!

You will look at it dahling, and see if it needs any “adjustments”, yes?

On the other hand, the winni is very comfy and John-John just loves it. Now all I need to do is kick out that pesky VT and his assistant - they are preventing us from exploring… how shall we say it? Ah, the depths of our creative talents…

Oh Robby, you homewrecker you!

How did David’s husband Keanu take it when he broke the news of the Maldivian tryst?

Whoa, I totally missed this thread!

And I feel so special.

A pop star who rides horses? It sounds SO very fitting for me

Laura & Casey

MOESHA!! Sounds great, can I play the part of Latwanda-Colin’s riding pupile with abnormal mauve facial hair?

Pony Person

Moesha, WHERE do you come up with this stuff!!!
LOLOL

Now, off to polish my sidesaddle and write 30 minute acceptance speech for my Oscar

Only 2 from the California Clique? Is this something we should take personally?

I know I don’t post a whole lot… but I do lurk and, eh hem, notice were I am from on my profile please!!! Is there any room for former Roland Park Country Schooler and Guilford-living baltimoron girl currently in DC???

Thanks for the addition Moesha, but I’m a guy, but hey, its not like I’ve never gone out in drage before, I mean I haven’t, you know what, I’m gonna press submit now.

Pony Person

Rest assured Mo, Trooper-Joe (my new assistant) is doing well. The bears gave up on her after about 10 minutes. She’ll heal quickly I’m sure. Sad thing is though all the screaming everytime she sees a teddy bear oh well…

Robby, what can I say? I was drunk. I don’t remember. So say all you want to Vanity Fair. besides, everyone knows about your dependancy on magic mushrooms, what makes you think they’d believe you?

Heidi!! Get you head out of the clouds and get back to work! I’m not paying you a flipping $100,000 a day to lounge around in your silk pj’s and moon over “who may take you to the Oscars”. Get back into that rubber suit and get back in the shark cage!

Dumb blonde actresses! Must be all that silicone

Don’t worry Moesha! Damage control is underway. No one can tarnish our images!!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Starmite:
I feel so hated
~MP

Founding member of the ‘Starmite Rocks My World’ CLICK<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Don’t feel hated. Look at the date. This was around a little while before you were!

Courtney

“I may not agree with what someone has to say, but I will die for their right to say it” every American

“Hmmmmmm,” she mumbles to herself, as is her wont. “It seems to be chaos here. Just my kind of party. Oh, look at the lucious man from the production office! What a good reason to have left The Wake!”

Oh the Heteroflexible losers come into these places…and their troubles are all the same…They can’t stand their 6000 pound wives faces…so you don’t ask their names…you don’t think of them as human…no you don’t think of them at all…just keep your mind on the Butet you’ve been saving for, keeping your eyes on the wall…I’m your private dancer…a dancer for money and any old music will do …just a private dancer a dancer for money , I’ll do what your little vanilla self wants to.

I wanna make a million dollars, I want a 500,000 dollar A/O hunter. I want to winter in Wellington …I want a villa by the sea. Oh the Heteroflexibles come in these places and they are all the same…there poor wives are at home watching the children and here the triflin loosers are with me…I’m your private dancer…a dancer for money… I want to win the NAL this year…I’m a private dancer a dancer for money…I’ll do whatever you want me to…Just a private dancer a dancer for money and any old show tunes will do…just a private dancer a dcaner like Liza just click those ruby slippers times two.

I mmissed this one too…how did THAT happen?!

“Practice does not make perfect - perfect practice makes perfect” - Christilot Boylen

“I’ll allow the baby-eating silliness, but y’all can’t just ramble on about everything under the sun out here.” - Erin

Even though nobody knows me. I’m flexible though

  • Emily -

VT isn’t hogging anything, in fact I am so fed up with all these primadonna’s and their stupid demands.

I just booked the dressing rooms for when we film the Culpeper scenes. Listen to these lists of demands…

K Spade - must have a tanning bed in her dressing room

Scuba Steve - must have a *Sync burned CD of all their hits

slugger - wants a mini bar full of gin and tonics

DMK - you yourself asked for a massage from the God-like creature

MAZ - wants a pole to practice her erotic dances on

Kennett Square has asked for a featherbed made of cardinal feathers to rest on before her performance.

Duffy - well she is easy to please. She has just asked for a bottle of water and a bag of Hershey’s kisses - that’s the kind of budget we are dealing with.

God people I am about to lose it! The Quantum can only take so much of running back and forth from Culpeper to Richmond to fulfill the demands of you unreasonable people!

OK, first of all Alcohol is very bad for your skin!!! So I will not have drinking!!!

Second of all, I am sick of the DIVA attitude, here I am toiling away night and day and all I hear is where is my mini bar, where are my underwear, where are this where is that…enough!

DMK, meet your personnal trainer at 5 aM Sharp tomorrow

ETBW’ jewlry shopping is over, now is the time for filming meet Jair for takes tomorrow at the farm location

BELLA, you have a costume altering tomorrow night at 5, Tom hates to have to wait!!

Ok people the weekend is rolling in lets get this show on the road.

VtRider, when you can tear yourself away from the Jack Daniels, I would like to remind you of your job, or those misplaced decimals could be a reality!

Jair, So help me one more “rendevous” with another male star and it’s back to Toronto!

Now lights…camera…ACTION!!!

[This message was edited by Moesha on Mar. 22, 2001 at 05:44 PM.]