This is going to be hard to swallow for some, please bare with me.
When I was young, I dreamed of being at the top of the show jumping world. I remember watching clips of the World Equestrian Games on TV and at 7 years old I knew that was my ultimate goal. The power of the horse was clearly incredible and unmatched, and the strength, discipline and bond with the rider was fierce. At some point in the coming year after the WEG, I would ask my mom what channel I could find more on, and to my despair, there was none.
With the coming age of the internet, itâs fairly easy to watch yesterdays rounds, which is nice. However, those who are unfamiliar with our sport will never have direct access to it unless a specific search is made, and I guarantee you that isnât happening. In case you arenât aware, after the London Olympics, our sport was dropped a tier. This means we get LESS television time than we already had, which wasnât a lot. I blame a large percentage of this on the decision to hire the worlds most boring, quiet, unenthusiastic announcer in the world (sorry if you know this man.) But another large percentage of my blame goes to how ridiculous, outdated, and utterly unrelatable our stupid outfits are.
Karl Cook recently reacted to a comment on this topic on his Instagram post about getting sponsors and fixing horse shows. His reply was, âwhat you donât find a sport where you compete in a sport coat and white pants relatable, wow!! Of course youâre right, we look austere and bifurcated from reality wanting fans to watch a sport where the athletes are in formal wear.â This is spot on guys. We look ridiculous, and we need a huge change.
Imagine youâre not involved in the horse world. Imagine that you have never ridden a horse in your life. All youâve ever experienced is what youâve seen in movies and tv, and the occasional drive by a horse farm. âWell, looks easy, all you do is sit on a horse and hold a reign in the direction you want it to go.â It couldnât possibly be a sport, at least not for the human. This is your uneducated opinion, and about 90% of the population agrees.
This is an opinion that I have to hear just about every day. I would HOPE that people would think about physics, at least a little bit, but they donât. And they most certainly arenât going to start when we arenât treating ourselves like athletes.
Now letâs get blunt. We are expected to wear LITTLE TO NO ATHLETIC WEAR. We wear tan or white pants (not even leggings) made of a variety of heavy cotton blends, underneath heavy leather boots. A long sleeve formal white shirt, fortunately some lighter material these days. And some of the worlds ugliest formal sport coats in history (sorry guys, but look at fashion magazines.) All so we can ride our horses while looking as though we are cosplaying George Washington. At least he kept his ponytail out while suffering from heatstroke.
And we are really sitting here wondering, why isnât this sport popular? Well letâs compare it to another sport that isnât easy to understand, but is still popular.
Like tennis. Do I know how to play tennis? No. Do I know the rules to tennis? Not really, maybe two. Do I think this is a sport? YES. Why? Because holy s#!t. The arms on Serena Williams, the way she smacks that ball, I can see it clearly through her Nike athletic wear. Nike has done an immaculate of taking a traditionally pretty, reserved outfit and making it sport.
And you want to know something else? I can root for Serena Williams because I know what she looks like. If I didnât sit on the sidelines at every show and see the same people riding every day, I would have no idea who they are! We look identical. Here, you know how when youâre not familiar with any teams while youâre watching a sports game but sometimes you just say, well theyâre dressed in a cool uniform so I hope they win! Thatâs individuality, which is something this sport needs. Desperately.
And NASCAR? I mean sometimes I sit there and think, how the heck does anyone watch this? Is this really a sport? I wouldnât know, but what I do know is that they look straight up AWESOME. AND, they have BIG sponsors.
If we want to change the way people think of us, if we want them to know that this is a sport, we have to act like it. And part of that, is wearing outfits that are appropriate, and attention grabbing for a sport.
Hereâs a few links to elaborate, make sure to at least click the first one.