Just oooozzzzin!

[B.G.M_heidi]

With creativity or lunacy? Couldn’t tell you.

Reworking some old cultural/artistic faves.

“Jairold and Mud”
A bittersweet movie chronicling the budding relationship between an eccentric and virgin jumper rider and the wet footing at Thunder Bird Park.

Run DMK
Rap group for the equestrian set, renowned for their Aerosmith duet, “Trot this Way”.

“Gone with the Wings”
An epic tale chronicling one woman’s loves and travels through the war-torn south in her air-conditioned RV. Moving monologue at end of film, baby carrot grasped in hand, “and they shall never go hungry again!”.

“Stormy Weatherford”
Reworking of the classic song, “don’t know why there’s no sun up in the sky, stormy weatherford, since my mare and I ain’t togetherford…”

Now of course I’m certain that there are others out there who share either my lunacy, creativity ( ), or boredom to add to this…

[ClipClop]

Go heidi!!!

Parfois vous avez a juste lacher prise et mouche

[B.G.M_heidi]

Driving MissD
The heartwarming film about the bond and relationship between a hunter/jumper and her chauffeur (i.e. her parent) as they travel through the genteel Southern Ontario countryside, from horse show to horse show, towing a 2-horse behind them.

[B.G.M_heidi]

With creativity or lunacy? Couldn’t tell you.

Reworking some old cultural/artistic faves.

“Jairold and Mud”
A bittersweet movie chronicling the budding relationship between an eccentric and virgin jumper rider and the wet footing at Thunder Bird Park.

Run DMK
Rap group for the equestrian set, renowned for their Aerosmith duet, “Trot this Way”.

“Gone with the Wings”
An epic tale chronicling one woman’s loves and travels through the war-torn south in her air-conditioned RV. Moving monologue at end of film, baby carrot grasped in hand, “and they shall never go hungry again!”.

“Stormy Weatherford”
Reworking of the classic song, “don’t know why there’s no sun up in the sky, stormy weatherford, since my mare and I ain’t togetherford…”

Now of course I’m certain that there are others out there who share either my lunacy, creativity ( ), or boredom to add to this…

[Everythingbutwings]

You are hurting me!

[Portia]

ROTFLMAO!

King Jair, the Shakespearian tragedy of the enfeebled Canadian King Jair and his unfair rejection of his loyal and loving daughter, Alice, when he believes the lies of his two scheming and duplicitous daughters, Heidi and Canter.

Three Show Sisters, the Chekov drama revealing the shallow lives of three sisters, Merryanova, Beezerskaya, and Coreenavich, living a drab existence doing B shows in the hinterlands of California, with endless discussion of how much better life would be if they could only move to Middleburg. “To Middleburg, to Middleburg, to Middleburg!”

Waiting for Hano, Samuel Beckett’s existential examination of the futility of life for two Dressage Queens, Louise and Velvet, with their endless wait for the perfect Warmblood, who is always on its way from Germany, but will never arrive.

[WHOA]

Oh, sure, ETBW, defend VTrider! You OUGHT to be aghast that Slugger left me off the A-Team! ::sniff::

[Kachoo]

Cactuskate - LOLOLOL! I love it!!!

Whew, I’d try thinking up one of these, but I don’t think I could come up with anything as funny as you guys have. This is an awesome (albeit weirdo ) thread.

Cheers,
Susie
http://www.kachoom.com

[heelsdown]

Sea Urchin Speaks, “It’s not about the sushi.”

The trials and tribulations of one man’s quest to rise in the sometimes sordid world of horse sports. He includes valuable tips for other men trying to excell in female dominated sport. This hilarious book leaves the reader wondering how this man has managed to survive. The horrifying injuries no man should endure, not to mention the sexual escapades and frightening encounters with husbands who don’t understand their wives obsessions. This book is a winner.

[Beezer]

Now, for your viewing pleasure, the direct-to-video blockbuster feature film, Show Interrupted.

The not-to-be-missed tale of the California Clique’s infiltration/invasion of the Spruce Meadows Masters and their capture and kidnapping of the Canadian Clique! Follow the action as the Canadians are forced south to run the turbines to generate the power to light the Californians’ nighttime jaunts around the arena! See what happens to poor Spruce Meadows, sitting empty and abandoned, because there are no spectators! No exhibitors! No volunteers! No … GASP … Canadian Clique!

Yes, movie lovers, don’t miss this new release from Curb Chain Pictures … Show Interrupted!

In the mood for a double feature? Then don’t miss the sequel, Alice Doesn’t Live Here in Canada Anymore. The tearjerker true story of a lovely warmblood mare, who – sick and tired of the FREEZING weather she’s been heartlessly subjected to – packs up her tack trunk and heads south, where she is WARMLY embraced by the tanned limbs of the California Clique.

[Kellybird]

I feel positively famous

And Portia, you are toooo funny!!

KBird

[Everythingbutwings]

You are inspired!

[MissD]

Aw, thanks Heidi!

[AHC]

A really obvious one cause it’s current…

AI – the story of Silly Mommy and her horse breeding operation

And…

“O Brother Where Art Thou” – what one Whitaker or Beerbaum brother on the Nation’s Cup team says when another brother is late for his turn on course

[Robby_Johnson]

Experience The Divine: VTRider’s rise from pineapple plant - uhm, I mean, sweatshop - worker to a/a competitor in Virginia.

Places in the Barn: Sea Urchin’s tale of unrequited love and affection for VTRider.

The Good and The Dead: A docu-drama on the strange disappearance of Colin.

[B.G.M_heidi]

For Christmas, dear Sumo toddler has requested his very own, My LilFatPony in purple with a pink mane and zebra-print saddle pad.

Has anyone seen the movie, To Kill a Kellybird? The novel was pretty good but the tension when Beezer Radley finally confronted her DQ enemies in Huntington Beach had me in tears.

My girlfriend was interrogating me this evening about my love life and I just had to pause and declare, “sister-friend, it’s all good, it’s all david-gud”.

[JumpTheMoon]

WOAH! You are not alone…she left me out too. sniff so much for being HER daughter!

[Everythingbutwings]

Jeb should be able to relate to the New Orleans reference

[FirstCry]

This is too funny. I wish I was that creative, I love the “Erinlockathreadavich” ROTFLMAOPIMP.

[Cactuskate]

Somewhere in Time It is Sunday at the 1970 Evergreen Classic. Bumpkin, dublin and Cactuskate are in the final round of the $25,000 Amateur Owner Classic. We are jovial at the back gate, but each of us wants to WIN. Will it be dublin with Peace Flag, or Bumpkin with Pantomime, or will the novice, Cactuskate, and her ever faithful Clownin’ surprise them all.

dublin is turned out in those perfect fit brown Dehner’s, Bumpkin has a zillion braids in her mare’s mane and the green yarn perfectly matches her hunt coat and helmet. Cactuskate looks pretty good herself, in her brick breeches and Clownin’s tail in that perfect mudknot.

But wait what is this Cactus has found in the pocket of her velvet-trimmed collared hunt coat. Oh no…it is a cell phone. OH NO the spell is broken…but wait I just know I can find 8 distances…my horse was so perfect today in the warm up…

Wait, wait, this isn’t Clownin’, this is a tall Chestnut gelding…and this is a dressage saddle…and what the Hell. It is 110 degrees. No, this isn’t Washington state, it’s Yuma AZ.

“The older I get, the better I used to be.”

[This message was edited by Cactuskate on Jun. 27, 2001 at 05:29 PM.]