Don’t take it personally Kbird, I was just thinking the same thing. We can make up our own movies to laugh at! 
BTW, Heidi, “Gone with the Wings”…baby carrot…can’t breathe…laughing…too…hard…
You are a genius. You really should move down below the Mason Dixon line–just ask, DMK, we southerners really love our town crazy folk 
Thanks ETBW! It’s so right, so right. I did have the lunchbox after all!
Lets see if I can be creative:
Heidiator: a once proud matriarch of an equestrian family reduced to riding in the circus ring after being black balled by the local H/J fratertinity for her propsensity to wear garish show bows and checkered breeches in the ring, bascially bansihed for daring to be different. After time she rises up again amongst the clowns of Ringling Bros. and shows the world that her involutary dismounts are something to be recconned with.
Erin and LOUISE: the story of two women bonded by their nurturing BB moderating role, brought together after they each shot Colin when she finally crossed the line too far. After a wild night with Brad Pitt they decide that nothing will ever be as good as that, so holding hands whilst mounted on their arabs, they gallop over a cliff.
Who’s Afraid of Robby Johnson?: an epic, classical tale about the denizens of a trailor park somewhere down south, who live in fear of the King of the WhiteTrash Clique who lives in his obscenely big pink motorhome a la Priscilla Queen of the Desert complete with shoe on top. He procedes to torture everyone by constantly playing ABBA and The Village People as loud as possible. His poor niece, VTRider lives with him in shame as she proceeds to bare yet another illegitmate child, who will no doubt be named Tyler-Bob or Brianna Rainbow 
You are good, flesh out the Glass Menagerie!
Well, I’ve got to make some use of my honors degree in Dramatic Arts, don’t I?
The A-Show Producers The smash hit Broadway musical you’ve all heard so much about! It’s the story of Weatherford, an A show manager on the East Coast who has had one badly reviewed show after another. (Too many golf carts! Dogs loose on the grounds! Quiche in the hospitality tent is not fresh! Only domestic wine!) Hilarity ensues when Weatherford meets meek young accountant Heels Down, who figures out that if they get enough sponsors they could actually make more money off a flop than a hit. This leads to them producing the worst possible show ever, with a Nations Cup dominated by an infamous German Grand Prix rider, celebrated in the big production number, “Springtime for Heidi.”
Springtime for Heidi and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay
We’re riding at a faster pace
Look out, we’re jumping from the base!
Springtime for Heidi and Germany
The two-stride’s the new stride today
Springtime for Heidi and Germany
C’mon Germans, they can’t tell us neigh
“THE HUNT FOR BLUES IN OCTOBER”
Action-packed thriller as cut-throat trainers desparatly cross the country searching for year-end points.
“LOOK HOMEWARD,ANGEL”
Wayward leadline/shortstirrup veteran pony’s annonymous Autobiograph as told to Kitty Kelley.
