As I’ve always maintained, there’s only room for one queen on the BB – and it ain’t me. 
B.G.M. Heidi: The tale of a sweet, innocent child, who treks across Southern Ontario supporting her horse-showing husband.
You Fought All The Way, Johnny Jeb, Johnny Jeb: A song about a really hard-working and determined dressage rider who is destined to eventually jump an x-rail with his packer horse.
Moesha: A multi-cultural, cross-marketed high A/O class showcasing the talents of one DC-based rider
Robby
This is so funny that my mind went blank!!! Thanks AHC for thinking of my soap-opera of a farm…
Don’t get stuck in the sludge if you’re that confident in your ride!
DMK, to think, all this time, I thought the fine southern novel, “The Heart is A Point Chasing Hunter” was about you; I see now, though, that it’s really about Duffy.
(…so brave of VTRider to put up a courageous front…she actually called me this a.m. from Lexington Memorial Hospital - it seems that long run to the oxer at her show yesterday didn’t go quite as she’d planned. She’s gotten quite a chuckle over these movie titles, although laughing apparently aggravates all the stitches. DMK, perhaps you should consider VT for the female lead in “The Oxer Incident”…BTW…in lieu of sympathy flowers, VT is asking that contributions be made to the Center for Corrective Eye Surgery…)
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I never beat her, she just has her cage in the basement when she’s bad. I don’t hang up the laundry, and therefore have no clothes hangers around–wire or plastic.
How about:
Sumo Toddler take on WWF?
Young sumo boy takes on and destroys THE BEAST!!!
Don’t get stuck in the sludge if you’re that confident in your ride!
Legends of the Fall - in which a dashingly handsome Sea Urchin looses his way on course and ultimately is redeemed
All the Pretty Horses - Jair rides his way down to Mexico as a young man and learns lessons of love and life.
Portia! You call me insane?!?! ROFLMAO.
In honour of our junior posters, hehehe
Monster Bootylicious
Kellybird, can you handle this?
JumpTheMoon, can you handle this?
ErinB, can you handle this?
I don’t think the vet can handle this!
Barely move, we’ve seized
Lookin iffy, lookin lame
Baddest horse, horse inside
You gotta do much better if you gone show with me today
You gotta work your canter if you gone show with me today
Portia, for Desperate Trainer and A Show Producers (BTW, I’ve seen “The Producers” on Broadway and IMHO it deserved all of the Tonys it won!)
Chasing TS- A bb’s pursuit of a gentleman trainer, and the lessons learned; or so explained by Moesha and Silent (Billy) Bob.
I’d say something but any of my suggestions would be lame compared, so I’ll spare myself the embarrassmet
KBird…who takes her meet-and-greet duties way too seriously
How could you leave out VTRider the American classic wherein the star rides across the country making such a poignant statement about society. Straddling PK (US flag motif on the saddle blanket) she cruises her independant way on a path doomed to self destruction.
This girl is not an 
EASY RIDER
Synopsis:
Two short-haired equestriennes from Virginia (VTrider and sidekick, WHOA!) take off on a cross-country trip to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. On the way they meet several unusual characters. A lawyer (Sea Urchin) and his family, a caterer (ETBW) and the hippie commune RV where she lives, hookers (Xani, Ainsley), red-necks (Robby Johnson, Suzy, joliemom, rileyt), but most noticeably George (Hap) Hansen.
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Geeze DMK - I didn’t want to swell your head you might just end up in jail or horror of horror - end up with a Baaaaston accent!
Oh Van Teal, Thank you so much for sharing that last little tidbit. I had finally figured the ROTFLMAO, but PIMP is priceless!!! 
“The older I get, the better I used to be.”
A Golf Cart Named Desire… Tennessee Williams’ compelling story of DMK, once an elegant Southern Belle who travelled the A Circuit from Florida to Virginia, but who is now reduced to staying at a flat in the Bronx with her sister, AHC, and her uncouth but masculine brother-in-law, Jeb Kowalski, because she couldn’t find a hotel room duing the National. The emotionally fragile DMK loses touch with reality after she misses the distance to an in and out, takes the stride out of the vertical to oxer line, and adds and chips on an easy four. As the paramedics wrap her in the straightjacket, she’s heard to say… “Whoever you are… What is the distance in the bending line? Tell me … I’ve always depended upon the kindness of horses…”
The Quiche Eater, the tale of a wannabee foxhunter, who cannot understand that hunting is really about the hounds.
Goodbye, My Lady, the touching story of a boy and the marvellous jumping horse of unknown breeding he discovers lost in deep Southern swamps, but gives up to the true owners when it is learned that the horse is a Holsteiner that escaped from a trailer wreck on her way to the winter shows at Gulfport.
By Valor and Legs–true story of a BBer’s conquests in earlier times.
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Oh, AHC – now I’m deperately jealous of you! I have to make do with the cast album!
What’s Eating JumpTheMoon? : A touching story in which JTM deals with the stress of living with a horse with a white nose, perceived by some to be “different,” while she also finds love on the circuit with the ring crew boys. If only she’d tell her mama what she was up to…
Six Days, Seven Shows : Ever wondered what life was like inside the world of the point chasing hunter princesses? Find out more than you ever wanted to know with this shocking expose of the horse show world. Follow the riders as they dash madly out of one ring, throw the horse on the trailer still tacked up, drive crazily to the next state/province, unload the horse, compete in their division, and repeat the process until they have been crowned Champion. Hold on to your seats, folks, this one’s a wild ride!
Barn Raider Follow Heidi and her 36DD’s on her quest throughout Toronto for the perfect horse to resume her riding career. Watch as she sneaks uninvited into every barn in the area, secretly testing each horse’s soundness and ridability. Will she come out with a match? Tun ein to find out. Featuring a cameo appearance by Sumo Toddler, the biggest star to hit the screen this summer!
OK, I’m mentally exhausted now. Can I star in somebody’s movie? Please?
My favourite Altman movie, “Come back to the five and dime, Robby Johnson, Robby Johnson”.
