Forgot? Forgot what?
DQs are so feminine!
'50s kind of way
Eventers are babes!
Fit, strong, Amazon Sheerahs!
Chicks who run with wolves
You have gone to the
dogs! Blood sport not fun! At least
dressage does not kill!
Bet that will rile you
up! Or you will go on drag.
Or is that in drag?
at selves. Dumb! DQs sling mud
at other DQs…
Eventers break bones.
DQs give big boners to
happy rich husbands.
Eventer’s horse is
anorexic wasp; DQ’s
is Schwarzenegger.
DQ’s horse earthbound?
I think NOT! We have AIRS with
no fence to show where.
No hunting so soon.
I’ll be eventing at Trott Brook.
Some other time, though?
Don’t take life so seriously…it’s not permanent.
Lovely horse light aids
Collect extend so easy
Until I wake up
Orgasmatron saddle! Two
speeds: yes and YES! YES!
No resentment, none at all 
Miss work with riders
Moms of juniors not so much!
Nebraska far off
From equine activity
Must go to Horse Park
Now helping Cudmore’s with shows
Short drive to I’wa
Also fun with NHH
Office job is not so fun
Pays for board and shoes
Healthy horse rarely needs vet
Still want a lovely draft cross
Also a pony
Independent wealth eludes 
The Panchen Lama of DQs! (Second only to Velvet, the undisputed Dalai Lama of DQs.)
People ask advise
Given willingly and free
Panties in a wad
Louise: Be a sport
Be careful what you wish for …
Publish the best here!
They would be a hit
in the Chronicle next week
We will look there then!
“Just shut up and ride”
Oh, can’t stop haiku!
Coworkers think me quite odd
Like they didn’t already
The Panchen Lama of DQs! (Second only to Velvet, the undisputed Dalai Lama of DQs.)
big hug to Camstock
Use your brain and don’t jump stuff
got that? thwack thwack thwack
eventers live on,
DQ cannot keep them down,
ha ha neener nee!
Me fail english? That’s umpossible.
-Ralph Wiggum
Who knew that Haiku
Could be so entertaining
This dq laugh lot.
Now Camstock giggles
Dressage horses do not stop?
Witness Risk Averse 
I would ride no horse
As lame as that “sole” joke is
I guess DQs would?
Horse/Toe collision!
OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
GET OFF GET OFF…AHHHHHHHHHH!
Eventers dress in
colors, like clowns, studs in shoes
haiku war, they lose
national mit dem haiku.
World Champions! Oui!
Eventer Haiku:
Grunt…Splash…Groan…Moan…Thump…Bump…CRACK!
Oh NO, Mr. Bill!
Wait - are those footsteps?
The sun has been up for hours.
WHERE ARE MY CARROTS?
Camstock sniggered:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Now Camstock giggles
Dressage horses do not stop?
Witness Risk Averse <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
The Prozac Pony
Is nowhere near dressage horse
He WORKS for his hay
Jump here, gallop there
In a running martingale
With boots on his legs
We may not jump high
Or brave the scary ditches
But DQs? Never.
Approved helmet: Every ride; every time.
