Eventers “clean up well”
for dressage, but they also
“bring home the bacon”
Don’t take life so seriously…it’s not permanent.
Maybe someday soon
slc will get it right
it’s five seven five
SillyHorse
~ Even on a fast machine, an infinite loop takes a while to run.
All eventer some day
meet big thick brick wall…
Waiter! How many
rounds now? Seven? Eleven?
Eventers get check.
Slick in tiara,
and tight strapped thong, challenges
Eventer to war!
In MUD, she says! And
the arena is trashed. Bring on the
Eventers! She cries!
We gasp as she rolls
up her thong and settles her
tiara, MAKES LOUD
BRRRRRRRTTTT Noise…EVENTERS!
They look at the sight of Slick
in mud, and they RUN!
A DQ Party
is now on for victory!
Christal for DQs!
And the champagne flows,
as we have Eventers’ Mast-
erCard, not AmEx.
(Slick did snatch it quick
when they turned their backs and ran.
We’ll charge massages too.
Dr. HF, on
the other hand, likes her drinks stiff,
as well as her men.
Eventer
don’t “fall to Cowgirl”; Es fall
hard and anyway.
Shall I offer the
Eventer a hand up from
the ground? Dirty glove?
I will if EJ
promises to buy a drink
or five or seven.
So which will it be?
Five frozen daquaris or
Seven Martinis?
But is it worse to
add or to fall on forehand
or leave out words??
DQs are hung over
Can’t hang with us on good day
No chance in blue haze
DQs can not read
Camstock didn’t face plant, duh
Stuck it “like a tick”
Don’t try this at home
DQs seat bones out of line
“Horrors! Where’s my coach?”
Sorry Risk Averse!
Called Prozac a dressage horse!
What was I thinking?
He is way too great
to be a dressage horse only
No death by circles
tell me, why is it
DQs can’t ride through their test
without a drink first?
are circles too hard,
or is your geometry
too poor without booze?
dressage, we ride too.
we know our shapes and letters;
don’t cram to learn them.
Not a DQ yet
not even an eventer
but fear frying pan.
Is frying pan like
Aunt Ethel’s purse - “Shut up, fool!”
Silence is golden.
“Daria, when you fall off a horse, you just have to get back up and shoot it.”
DQ’s goin’ down!
Now that AJ is around!
Unite, eventers!
We go over things
Not around our obstacles 
(um, usually… 
)
No wimpy white fence
To contain a hot TB
Warmbloods are no fun 
We have better names
(At least we can pronounce them!)
Not like “Gunfluschaat” (???)
Another bonus:
We cover more ground and get
Frequent Flyer miles!!
~AJ~
“Got no excuses for the things that we’ve done; we were brave, we were crazy, we were mostly young.” K.C.
Cowgirl, meet coyote
(no “eeee” sound at end of it)
Wise, fast, fit and strong
'Hunters do not rile
Bear ignorance patiently
Like Queen for greenie
Many more coyotes
hit on roads by DQ rigs
than hounds catch all year
Ivy does dressage
with leaping airs above ground:
Rescuemom’s eyes BIG!!!
Don’t take life so seriously…it’s not permanent.
Not all horses who
do dressage last a lifetime
some blowout their hocks.
Not all horses who
do dressage last a lifetime
some blowout their guts.
Not all horses who
do dressage last a lifetime
some blowout their minds
It’s never a good
idea to lump all in one
basket, may break eggs
Skillet used for ducks
Fricasseed, fried, a l’orange
Finger lickin good
Muhahahahaha
Neither DQ nor EJ
Louise sits back and laughs hard
Haikus mean less work.
A warning is issued
Keep this good, happy, CLEAN fun
Lest the plug gets pulled
Rescuemom and Ivy
Old man Stormy knows the joy
Of launching Mom too.
Old man laughs at both
Thinking about the big jumps
And roar of the crowd.
Those days are past though
Now he laughs at those who work
While he eats good grass.
"We are what we repeatedly do.
Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit.
Aristotle
Cowgirl, you tell us!
Won’t you play then fess right up?
Try a foxhunter.
I’m sure they’ll enjoy
chasing a lovely vixen.
Just enter at A:
http://www.equestriansingles.com/profiles/viewprofile.asp?memberid=8694
http://www.equestriansingles.com/profiles/viewprofile.asp?memberid=11435
Don’t take life so seriously…it’s not permanent.
Maria goes home
More glue-ons for Marcello
Checkbook says owie
manure spreader, make soft place
for eventers’ fall…
Tall cowboy you say?
They are giving them away!
He’s even a bay:
http://www.equestriansingles.com/profiles/viewprofile.asp?memberid=6570
Don’t take life so seriously…it’s not permanent.
HeyYouNags quiet
We know where you live
Signature line, duh
Yes, I am kidding
Eventers don’t threaten
We appear on doorstep
Still kidding Hey
But remember that we do
your sport as warm up.
DQ wants to quit
Just because she is losing;
Eventers won’t halt
Don’t take life so seriously…it’s not permanent.
