More! More! Those men were
not bad…except the geezer
Cowboy boots…I swoon
Camstock is nonplussed
Sandy’s post not all haiku
Play along girlfriend. 
Same stop you saw live
In living technicolor
I’m simply obsessing
I stayed on the horse
It was not because I’m good
Event gods’ pity 
Lonely event gals
But a makeover could cure
Hans, the spackle, please!
egontoast, it is.
And let me tell you I know
the relief of AHHHHHHHHHH.
SillyHorse
~ Even on a fast machine, an infinite loop takes a while to run.
Dang straight studs in shoes!
But the clowns are DQs. Make up
like Tammy Baker
Must go ride horse now
You know ride. Oh yeah, that’s right.
Grooms do that for you
I have to admit
You DQs are dang clever
For E wanna-be’s
Poor hungry Fat Boy
Dinner is just 3 pellets
Always on diet
Damned grazing muzzle
On all day, every day
Cruel to horses
Look at the gray mare
Can eat whatever she wants
That’s why I hate her
sharks don’t scare me now
Dressage Fairy Godmother
not newbie, won’t run
eighteen posts, all pearls
unlike some, not verbose, wordy
lurks and knows the jokes
little time to play
too busy riding horses
haikus fun for once
Not good to scatter
spectators at full gallop.
Eventing Nightmare!
Ultimate DQ
Isabell Werth, rides four hours
in forest each day.
Pirouette on trails
More impressive than gallop,
banging knees on trees.
Counter change of hand
in meadow, prettier than
mad dash over ditch.
Dressage makes horse safe
on trails, in ring, over jumps.
Dressage always FIRST.
picky picky pick
picky picky picky pick
picky picky pick
oh my, what a hoot!
such a war that raged on
while i was away.
and now i have come
to back my eventer friends
in this haiku war.
cammy and AJ
and, of course, dear RAR
we know we’re the best.
our horses can dance
they can gallop and jump
they are triathletes.
Dressage: What we do
When we can no longer do
That which is most fun
Approved helmet: Every ride; every time.
Shameful confession:
My yearling - bred to event
Forgive me, DQ’s
DQ’s do circles
Eventers jump, run and fall
DQ’s have last laugh
Good point there Clickstar
I guess we have better brains
'Cause we memorize!
Perhaps, I wonder
That ASTM helmets
Really help something!
~AJ~
“Got no excuses for the things that we’ve done; we were brave, we were crazy, we were mostly young.” K.C.
In the riding ring,
The horse stopped with a jerk.
The jerk fell off.
~NOBODY tosses a dwarf! Gimli, son of Gloin~
