Round and round we go
where we stop nobody ?
Possibly at X
Poor poor Egontoast
Toes smushed flat and black and blue
Soft tissue bruise HURT
too many falls, with
unapproved hat, make you think
eventings all that
would never be caught dead on
that trashy program.
Isn’t it emcee’d
by famous daughter hunter
princess? Brash and Loud.
DQs belong on
Lifestyles of Rich and Famous.
Or Biography.
Eventers belong
on “Survivor: How I Learned
to Eat Juicy Bugs”
hmph, stomp, snort, whinny
When I want food, like Tarzan,
I yell, AAh AAA AAAH!!!
Like small light ragdoll,
I fling my pet to hard ground
she funny, I run!
Me fail english? That’s umpossible.
-Ralph Wiggum
DFG beware-
“pearls before swine” is my schtick.
Big Dawg settles in.
Camstock Faceplant! Whoa.
Warm-up sport more complex than
Eventers dream of.
I was out riding,
Missed three pages of Haiku!
I was out RIDING
I know a DQ
whose sister once rode a plane
with Kevin Bacon.
Haiku is haiku
hey, you started the thread, no?
you should know haiku
SillyHorse
~ Even on a fast machine, an infinite loop takes a while to run.
DQs outnumbered!
Now Clickstar comes to join us
DQs on the run!
Eventers stand proud
(Point and laugh as DQs whine)
Our colors are LOUD!
Velvet’s off with Hans
Uh oh! Suzy broke a nail!
Hey You Nags long gone.
Suzy’s frying pan,
It’s a little bit rusty
Or maybe it’s burnt?
Scorched’ by the flames
Coming from slc’s truck 
Better luck next time! 
~AJ~
“Got no excuses for the things that we’ve done; we were brave, we were crazy, we were mostly young.” K.C.
Eventing: what you
do if you are not smart e-
nough to do dressage.
DQs always strive
for perfection in all things,
including haiku.
Approved helmet: Every ride; every time.
DQ’s do circles
DQ’s horse jumps out of ring
Horse wants to event.
Eventers do it first
But after all the jumping
Finish on dressage.
DQs evented
Until time matured them and
Harmony came first
Boogey on dudes
Who is the best coach?
We need a fabulous test!
Dressage Iron Chef!
Theme Ingredient:
Thoroughbreds, fresh from the track.
Ninety days to train.
Which will ‘rein’ supreme?
First Level, test two, I think.
Whose aids will prevail?
Jump 123 Jump
Eventers can skip higher
DQs are earthbound
~AJ~
“Got no excuses for the things that we’ve done; we were brave, we were crazy, we were mostly young.” K.C.
Eventers happy
To chase own horse. Sadness comes
When horse lies broken…
Dressage horse partner
Lives long pampered life, piaffes
into third decade.
Risk Averse Rider
Should take own name serious:
Pride goes before fall!
DQ’s have courage
But have also gained wisdom:
Live long and prosper.
Simple truth of risks:
Dressage takes lifetime to learn;
Eventing takes life…
Our dearest Louise
Please Please hit slc NOW
She asked for it
DQs fret away
about stalls and turn-out hours:
Don’t like change at all
Eventers take horses
Everywhere, tie to trailer,
gallop here and there
DQs would never
Dream of asking that of horses
Much, much too afraid
Poor DQs miss out
On so much great horsey fun:
circle, circle, arena bound.
Poor DQs become
more and more anal until
horsey leaps white fence
gallops across field
jumps ditch and wall and haybale
DQ giggles loud
and sings a merry
song: “Eventing we will go!”
Dressage is warm-up
Don’t take life so seriously…it’s not permanent.
True, that Truth is Truth
But wisdom sometimes lies in
truth left unspoken
The standard you keep
is your own. What others do
is irrelevant
But that I see cheap
doesn’t mean that it is so
I could be alone
Feathers, great respect
And many laughs I’ve gotten
from your clever posts
Velvet is the best
But Suzy thinks she’s better
I’d better stop now
~AJ~
“Got no excuses for the things that we’ve done; we were brave, we were crazy, we were mostly young.” K.C.
always dirty. Racoon eyes.
Dark black fingernails.
DQs like good clean
fun, but need Hans’ hands, Rolf’s seat
to teach them rhythm.
Tempis big clean fun!
Change one Change two Change Three Change
Four, but need three more.
