Nails perfectly done last night
Admiring them now
Tutti Frutti Tonga great!
The Panchen Lama of DQs! (Second only to Velvet, the undisputed Dalai Lama of DQs.)
AJ big weenie
retreats to eventing board
suzy’s a meanie
Eventers did not
hear, If studs only in SHOES
Haiku war you LOSE!
Cowgirl, eventers
are not dirty, They fall in
the water a LOT
Some eventers still
have a tooth, too bad, their speech
is very uncouth
With no teeth it is
Hard to say passage, piaffe
Ez to fall off
Now that they have lost
The war, eventers report
to the coffin jump
Ceremonial
burying of eventers
HAIKU WAR YOU LOSE
A single cowboy for me!
No children even!
Must take a chance and reply.
Few eligible men here
So conservative
But some have wonderful trucks.
The Panchen Lama of DQs! (Second only to Velvet, the undisputed Dalai Lama of DQs.)
AJ thanks Camstock
Eventers stick together
Safety in numbers 
AJ wants to see
Suzy out on cross-country
(Suzy faints with fear)
Tiaras aren’t approved
No chinstraps or styrofoam
Head makes THUD. Lights out.
~AJ~
“Got no excuses for the things that we’ve done; we were brave, we were crazy, we were mostly young.” K.C.
Sticks and stones may break
your bones, but Hans and Franz will
know how to fix 'em
Tall, dark, and handsome,
I met foxhunting hubby
on a big, white horse.
Knight in bright red coat
Chasing me during The Chase
Rest is history
Don’t take life so seriously…it’s not permanent.
Pffft. DQs are wimps
Exposed belly of horse world
Losing haiku war
Do come wake me up
when you slacker geeks are done
riding in circles
Our-yay Orse-hay i-
say eanie-way neh-whay e-
hay ees-say ine-may
[This message was edited by Cowgirl on Aug. 12, 2002 at 04:55 PM.]
[This message was edited by Cowgirl on Aug. 12, 2002 at 05:01 PM.]
Twenty m circles
round and around and around.
Horse thinks, “What’s the point?”
Now down the long side
Go large! “I’m free!” Then bummer 
another circle.
SillyHorse
~ Even on a fast machine, an infinite loop takes a while to run.
Eventers go boom
Head falls off, that’s no problem
They’ll grow another
Are you saying then
DQ have style, not substance?
Hmm…“I don’t know why!”
Don’t take life so seriously…it’s not permanent.
Round little Morgan
Floating around in pasture
Get on, what a thrill.
Watching from the rail
Poetry in slow motion
Crowd moans, missed the change.
EventerAJ
Returns to the battlefield
Armed and dangerous!
My safety vest on,
ASTM helmet too
This is war, DQs!
A War of the Boards
The battle rages onward
Eventers will win!
~AJ~
“Got no excuses for the things that we’ve done; we were brave, we were crazy, we were mostly young.” K.C.
“Bring home the bacon”
if this is goal is not so
hard when start with pig
Classical haiku?
5-7-5. Competitive
haiku? Less precise.
Don’t take life so seriously…it’s not permanent.
Monday will come soon
And the DQ’s will be back
Eventers beware
Louise holds her breath
Every time she opens the thread
Wondering what next?
Eventer and DQ
Have many things in common
Not least sassy pens
"We are what we repeatedly do.
Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit.
Aristotle
hyphenating words
is cheating, cowgirl, when the
barb is about smarts.
Nags will come over
to galloping event fun
A child shall lead her
Eventers slack-jawed
As dressage horse spins and rears
At attempted hack
“No red thing!” cries horse
“Go through trailers you gray wench”
“No! Not that either!”
Too hot for hack fight
Wander past evil minis
Damn, I broke a nail
