louise HIT ME NOW (haiku war)

[Camstock]

I respect dressage
And I adore eventing
But Foxhunting rocks!

You DQs think you
are Da Elegent Style Bombs
Pfffft! Two Words: Hunt Ball!

Foxhunters out-style
Out-ride, out-class, out-fun you
DQs aren’t all that!

I’ll take brisk morning
on hillside, with hounds on line
over just circles

Friends, happy horses
beautiful country, long days
Who is rich? I know.

Our fieldmaster is
An “L” judge. Hunting improves
her dressage she says

So ride your circles
to make a wonderful mount
Then foxhunt with him!

This joy is not mine
My good colleagues are legion
Why, just ask Badger!

[SillyHorse]

Poltroon is funny
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Are you a pinto?

SillyHorse
~ Even on a fast machine, an infinite loop takes a while to run.

[Camstock]

Good dressage creates
good jumpers. Old masters tests–
jumping requirements

Klaus Balkenhol was
a mounted horse policeman
Alois P jumped jumps

Good Dressage rocks
Good Eventing rocks on
Kumbayah, DQ

[This message was edited by Camstock on Aug. 12, 2002 at 11:15 AM.]

[Camstock]

C’mon Badg, drive North!
With the horse you love! Co-Whip
with me in two weeks!

[slc2]

oh the pain

ducks cry

that’s haiku?

i think not

[HeyYouNags]

Cowgirl is risque
Of course - a randy DQ
She learned it from Hans

Lonely eventers
Loud colors scared Hans away
No nookie for you!

[Camstock]

Sister! How could you!
USDF said “Ta-Ta!”
for new digs out east!

Midwest too Friendly?
Was your Nebraska too nice?
No resentment, sis?

[CluesGirl]

Big lovely T.B.
Who taught you these fancy moves
Spook spin hop hop fall

Trainer’s on her way
Where is my stupid checkbook
Will she take plastic?

43% of all statistics are useless.

[Badger]

Eventers do not need
to compete with trainer Rolf
for attention of Hans

Don’t take life so seriously…it’s not permanent.

[Badger]

Badgered you say?
But I said I love dressage.
And event and hunt too!

Don’t take life so seriously…it’s not permanent.

[Camstock]

Suzy is Jealous
No crashing pictures for her
Maybe next life

Camstock had bad week
Crash, confidence fading fast
BB friends big help

[Cowgirl]

eventers are all wet? When
old, they need diapers.

[Badger]

Sister, do you know
Haiku counts the syllables?
Need five, seven, five

Don’t take life so seriously…it’s not permanent.

[HeyYouNags]

Camstock:

Your jumper, he stops?
Dressage horse will not refuse
We meant to do that

[magnum]

So it is final
Bye Bye Eventers. O K ?
Game over. Try again soon.

“Just shut up and ride”

[TrakHack]

Confidence issues
Preventing me from hunting
Must get over them

Most NHH men
Are married or otherwise
Unavailable

Frustrated by guy
Who is “just a friend” (yeah right)
Not when he visits

Must look on bright side
He cleaned mare’s tack with me
And the cats like him

The Panchen Lama of DQs! (Second only to Velvet, the undisputed Dalai Lama of DQs.)

[mbp]

Advice given free
Is worth what you pay for it
So says Confucious

Panties in a wad
Sitting trot says evil Suz
In the future, thongs

[SillyHorse]

Ha ha OMG
OMG ha ha ha ha
too funny for words

SillyHorse
~ Even on a fast machine, an infinite loop takes a while to run.

[egontoast]

Pferdewirschaftmeister!

Blond germanic type

stop yelling at me!

[HeyYouNags]

Dressage is da bomb
We ride such pretty horses
Not washed-up racers.