Sister is confused
Seven syls in middle line
First and third lines - five.
But Sister is my
idol, panchen lama she
tells it like it is.
SillyHorse
~ Even on a fast machine, an infinite loop takes a while to run.
Camstock is da bomb
Watch out Edgar Allen Poe!
The poetess speaks.
AJ must go now.
Horses hungry and thirsty
Goodbye forum friends!
Haiku has been fun
So many more to come
But maybe later.
~AJ~
“Got no excuses for the things that we’ve done; we were brave, we were crazy, we were mostly young.” K.C.
Eventers jealous
No Orgasmatron CT
Version for their use
rescuemom not launched
velcro butt stays on while Ive
imitates a Lipp
The thing with men is
Our breeches intimidate.
Go for conversion.
Find a handsome gent
Who read Walter Farley’s Black
Offer him lessons.
(Those dot-com guys, though
no longer so wealthy, are
often worth trying.)
Even if they don’t sit
so well, they appreciate
manly truckmobiles!
DFG you amuse us
Twenty eight posts. Do not
run with big dawgs yet
Weep contenders weep
KT will whip your big butts
Your eyes shed fat tears
Just a thought…
KT
Haiku! Excuse me.
I seem to have a bad cold.
Haiku! Need kleenex.
Camstock is on ground
Looking up at horse belly
Calls this thing riding
DQs have Intro
riders afraid to canter.
It’s true. Enough said.
Don’t take life so seriously…it’s not permanent.
eau Coco Chanel
can not compete with pungent
eau chevaux Nicky
Muhahahaha.
Yes, my horse does “muhahahaha” right after he has expectorated into my hair.
Race On, you twits! The
frozen daquaris won’t last
long at this table.
Cabana boy! Yes,
You with the bulgy muscles!
Come rub my feet. Mmmmmm.
Lars! Hans! Rolf! Guenter!
Untack my pferde while I sit
and bask in dressage.
Boy! Where are you go-
ing with that muck bucket? Dump
it in big red truck!
Ah, a pitcher of
mahgahritas! All for me;
none for eventers.
AJ has returned
Watch as the DQs cower!
EVENTER POWER!!
Dressage may come first
But for us it isn’t last
Then comes the FUN stuff!
Life without jumping-
What kind of life would that be?
A very bad one!
The two roads diverge-
One to the woods, one to ring.
It’s made the diff’rence!
We run through the woods;
DQs prance within the ring.
Isn’t that boring?!
This thread must not die!
Outlive “Anky/Deep/Booger!”
All hail the Haiku!
AJ leaves to ride-
Ride through OPEN fields and trees
No arena here! 
See ya later y’all
Eventers, fight a good fight
Don’t fall to Cowgirl!! 
~AJ~
“Got no excuses for the things that we’ve done; we were brave, we were crazy, we were mostly young.” K.C.
Suddenly realized
Posts now in four figure range
I need a new life!
(p.s. to all you nitpickers: You must pronounce “realized” as in reeeeeeeeee-liiiiized, not that foofy, cultured “re-ah-lahhhhzed-with-a-soft-dee” Suthern gentlewoman well-bless-your-heart-let’s-all-have-some-sweet-tea accent)
Louise is hoping
Jeannette plans to post a thread
On Kottas clinic
"We are what we repeatedly do.
Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit.
Aristotle
Dressage: what you do
when you can’t do anything
that makes your heart race
Don’t take life so seriously…it’s not permanent.
oh, I have been gone.
just look at what I have missed
bucks, farts and a kiss.
Haiku? Then be so
Dressage is endless, peaceful
Eventing is endless
“Just shut up and ride”
Just like a 'Hunter:
Hears a friend’s call and harkens
Do DQs do that?
Rescuemom funny
But Alex Trebek exclaims
“Form of a Haiku!”
Diamonds In Her Ears
Shes Driving An Escalade
Fresh painted nails
Heading To The Show
With her groom gunter by her
Must Be A DQ! 
“It’s like something out of that twilighty show about that zone.” -Homer Simpson
