Girl and horse in synch
Dressage fluid and graceful
Well maybe next year
Pffft! No Nookie! Ha!
Nags, great jest! At least we don’t
do it with our tack 
Haikus all in fun
Surely no harm has been done
No war need be won
Don’t take life so seriously…it’s not permanent.
Ooh a pirouette!
Or is sweaty itchy horse
Getting down to roll?
43% of all statistics are useless.
Hans likes to watch girls who love
girls. It’s a guy thing.
Haiku’s are easy!
Adding rhyme makes them breasy.
Why do you tease me?
Don’t take life so seriously…it’s not permanent.
Eventers are fools
Barely complete their dressage
Then off to break necks
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>We pray for their soles <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I tease 'cause I love!
Badger’s my idol, Puck too
Kick on at Trott Brook!
My good friend AJ
The DQs are quiet. Can’t Hang
Let’s take over forum
(to borrow a phrase) Muahahahahaha.
Who started the haiku war
Yet doth not wade in
Must have been the ducks
That suzy cooked early on
slc hides, weeps
lazy orange sun
leaping deer
elements in teeth…
DFG I am kidding
But put toe in Haiku pond
Be ready for shark
Ich spreche Deutsch auch.
Es ist kinderleicht. Ich habe
ein Kiefer Sattel
Typical DQs
complicate even Haiku
Simple is genius
[This message was edited by Camstock on Aug. 12, 2002 at 04:08 PM.]
Hi, Cue. I see you
jumped very high there, Cue.
This is Cue’s haiku.
Don’t take life so seriously…it’s not permanent.
Eventers are gone
We shall dance in their start box
In our tiaras
[This message was edited by HeyYouNags on Aug. 09, 2002 at 05:41 PM.]
Anyone who thinks
Dressage is earthbound
Has never ridden Piaffe.
Heck, my yearling can
Clear five feet from a standstill:
That takes no training.
Silly eventers:
Passengers. They point and shoot.
Passage takes finesse.
Communication
With an alien species:
Dressage riders can.
why do you feed the
OTHER horses, it is all
mine mine mine mine mine
I know how to get
even and full at the same
time. I eat their tails
Dressage/Eventing?
More time to drink/more to stink.
Choice is obvious.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Badger:
Forward, straight, supple,
engagement and impulsion
it is all the same
whether in the ring
or going across the course
We do it for fun
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Badger spoke the truth
so clearly; in the end know
we’re mostly the same
Five minutes of test;
Balance, engagement, brilliance
Only pace differs.
