Mein name ist Willem
I be so verrie handsome
All die ladies they loff me
PS: I be a German horse und this it be straight from mein mouth.
DQs are celestial.
We show you our moons.
Hyphens are LEGAL!
Don’t make up rules! DQs know
hyphens are da bomb.
Eventing is what
you do when you can’t count high
enough for Dressage.
Dressage eventing
is really weird, numbers backward.
Low is High, what’s that?
And if that weren’t
enough–they also have Dr.
Seuss type tall Top Hats.
what, did you go out on a date?
Who knew? A Haiku
war raging on bulletin board:
Eventers will win!
DQs do It straight;
Eventers have many ways
to spice up their lives
Jump and leap and bound
DQs and eventers both
ride equine athletes
But DQs do It
On the ground; Eventers soar
over obstacles
DQs contained by
fence; Eventers know no bounds:
Adventurous lives.
Don’t take life so seriously…it’s not permanent.
(OT: when do you guys start cubbing?)
Don’t take life so seriously…it’s not permanent.
Rescuemom and horse
Leave the earth for parts unknown
Space Shuttle Ivy
Eventing, Dressage
makes no difference which you do
Tis a passion shared
Haiku lots of fun
but not at the expense of
anyone who cares
You just need one more seven sylable line. And perhaps a small edit.
“Oh the pain!” ducks cry.
Skillet used for flying change.
That’s dressage? 'Fraid not.
Cowgirl don’t forget
Ramone, the brauny stable boy
Hees eez the best yet!
“Just shut up and ride”
Thank Eventer gods
for Cowgirl helping with tone
Stuck in own vortex! 
Eventer men are cool
I know one tall and handsome
Back Cowgirl! He’s mine!
Yep, I married him.
Not horse rider when we met
Now E through marriage
Now jumps and gallops
Might have been a DK if
he’d wed Hilda G?
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by EventerAJ:
Velvet is the best
But Suzy thinks she’s better
I’d better stop now
.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
frying pan unused
time for some exercise now
thwack EAJ flatten head
Slc cannot
Write a haiku too few words
Finally thwarted
5- 7- 5 Is that
Tempis, syllables … “other?”
Do it right - ALWAYS!!
NO SHORT CUTS ALLOWED
HERE ON THE DQ BB!
BB - it means what?
“Just shut up and ride”
Badger, not what I
ment, stuck foot in mouth again
oppsie, please forgive
HeyYouNags watch it
We want our necks broken cuz
Neck braces look cool
43% of all statistics are useless.
Forward, straight, supple,
engagement and impulsion
it is all the same
whether in the ring
or going across the course
We do it for fun
Don’t take life so seriously…it’s not permanent.
Oh dear, I’m so bad
Clearly not catching on fast
Thanks for being nice 
Must be all the pot
Legalize and reap reward
Bye bye to brain cells…
The Panchen Lama of DQs! (Second only to Velvet, the undisputed Dalai Lama of DQs.)
Cam’s post is about Suzy so it belongs on the “Creating Bend” thread. Which only matters if this Haiku war is between slc’s thread and mine. If it is between disciplines, then I’m getting back out of the way. However, don’t forget to come over and write something poetic about Suzy to keep me entertained.
Cam, you came OFF?? Can’t imagine what gymnastics THAT took after seeing what you can stick, girl!
Camstock face plant – ouch!
Sticks like tick through sliding stop
and ditch jump stumble.
Eventers do not
need jollies from a saddle…
Satisfied by men!
Take pity on queens,
DQs need to get out more.
Try viagra, girls.
Don’t take life so seriously…it’s not permanent.
Maybe Cowgirl should
place an ad: Seeking wealthy
gent to groom and pay?
Or: Seeking horseman,
must have big truck and throttle…
must like horse perfume.
