"Making Pegasus" Breeder in California

His “philosophy” sounds like it was pulled directly from a science textbook. I should search that last paragraph to see which one.

And I want to know why he’s calling them Pegasus but they don’t have wings. False advertising.

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Exactly.

I don’t care what someone breeds so long as it keep itself employed and/or in a home. Crosses can be just as desirable. Everything was a cross at one time.

But someone churning out large numbers of horses in an attempt to stop the sun’s expansion because Poseidon said so probably isn’t worried about the horses’ future potential. :rofl:

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I was sorta skimming over those parts. Missed the whole deal about saving humanity. Clearly I have to work on reading for content with this author. :joy:

I’ll try again and see if I can figure out this time how a 17h+ Percheron - Warmblood - Friesian cross will be saving humanity. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

(He must be using Priefert Percherons, because a lot of other Perch’s are tall, but not that tall.)

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The English will race anything. And bet on it. :joy:

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Does anyone think that maybe this guy watched the Lord of the Rings Trilogy Movie too many times? Does he know that Shadowfax is a fictional character?

So, wouldn’t it be easier, more convenient and less expensive to seek fulfillment by going all in as a LOTR fan, becoming a completist collector with all of the character figures? And cosplay? Go to all of the conventions, hang out with the fan crew?

Wouldn’t that be better than all the trouble and disappointment of breeding actual real-life horses, who never get the point of it all, who poop everywhere they go and are hard to train and have all kinds of bills, who turn out not to be nearly as fantasy-fulfilling as young lesson students tend to think they will?

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If you can figure out that part you’d be one up on me, since I cannot for the life of me figure out how that might happen laughing I keep reading the explanations and I…just…am not sure I can even understand how he could come to that conclusion.

I must just not be enlightened enough.

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The entire site looks like some teen made it for a virtual online horse breeding game or something. I can’t. Just wow.

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My problem and maybe yours too is that we are too closed minded. If we were OPEN to all possibilities, especially the ones in this guy’s head, we would rush to BUY for $10k-$100k a horse that is a combined product of Olympic medalists and National Champions of … well, some combo selected from among 15+ carefully chosen breeds. A horse that is colorful and very very fast. And tall. Very tall.

A horse that probably grew up at pasture without much handling, weighs 1400 lbs (at least) and can drag us around like a toy on a string when we try to tack him up and lead him to the riding arena.

But we would be saved. And happy.

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$350,000 and he’s yours to geld

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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I scrolled through the FB page and it’s a bit off… He does say they’ve been breeding for 10 years and only now are considering selling foals. It looks like they have 20 foals for 2024? It’s as if Nick Peronace had enough cash to do a dressage breeding program.

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That mare is pretty speshal as she has 3, yes, 3 coat colours. :slight_smile:

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I clicked on a TB mare that was for sale just for grins and giggles. She was listed as being 15.6.

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As in, price?

Or … no … it can’t be … height ??? :grimacing: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

[My current horse is 15.6h. I write it out differently though, as 16.2h.]

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THREE COLORS!!!

And her mane and tail have different colors as well!! And she has blue eyes!!!

She will save humanity.

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Along with the R-rated description of one of the stallions wooing a mare. :roll_eyes:

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Yes, he’s a little too into that isn’t he?

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Bizarrely icky. Like he’s playing with himself while writing it.

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And bracelets, 4 of them.

I wonder if the bracelets are Bracelets of Submission like Wonder Woman wears?

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Great. Just what anyone needs. A pig eyed, untrained, 350K draft cross that needs gelding. :roll_eyes:

He might be a lovely gelding for someone, depending on his temperament. I wouldn’t give $500 for him. Honestly, I wouldn’t have him if he were given away.

It is enough of a risk to buy an intelligently bred or cross bred horse. One produced by an idiot that has no idea about conformation faults or obvious issues, would be a no go.

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