Dear Judge S.
I am writing to you to express my extreme displeasure that there have been no updates on the civil suit case for defendants MB, SGF, RC despite your office having ample time to do so since the hearing last friday. Also, myself and fellow elderly mob members tried and were UNSUCCESSFUL in watching the live hearing or whatever it is referred to-KM gets hung up on the correct terminology.
Please make and post your decisions today. You may post them here so we don’t have to keep navigating crosswalks, boats, buses and traffic lights. You may use Herecomesthejudge as your username so we know it is from you.
For your cooperation, we fellow robe wearers will issue you a bathrobe and ask EB to grant you membership into the IEM.
ps-Please tell Mr N and Mr. Schellhorn that while MB is a very accomplished equestrian and an Olympian, he did not win a medal at the Olympics. YOU, however may instruct the jury that when calculating lost wages, etc to award MB, they may consider the earnings of the top world Gold Medalist’s salaries into their decision. We do not want Mr. N and Mr. S to look foolish.