MB Civil Trial: JK/KK Contempt of Court?

No need! While I was distracted by the prospect of a little friendly competition, @Mondo claimed the bunny robe. Clever Mondo! The robe suits you, too.

I suppose I will have to settle for living bunnies snuggled on my lap while I wear a more plain and tattered robe (Buttercup is partial to houserabbits, in spite of the damsel mare’s distrust of lagomorphs).

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Not only that, the civil trial will be asking different questions than the criminal trial asked.

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Who DOES that?

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I checked the site where you can watch the court proceedings remotely but forgot it did not have a schedule, just listed what was currently happening.

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Congratulations, @Mondo. Well played. @DreadPirateRoberts Please send some houserabbits my way, and I’ll try to console myself for losing out on the robe. An even dozen to start would be fine.
:rabbit: :rabbit2: :rabbit: :rabbit2: :rabbit: :rabbit2: :rabbit: :rabbit2: :rabbit: :rabbit2: :rabbit: :rabbit2:

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Delusions cannot heal themselves.

The majority EVERYWHERE disagrees with you on EVERYTHING.

This cannot be legitimately disputed. It just can’t.

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Bravo!!!

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I believe it comes down to MB being unable to aid in his own defense due to his lack of memory.

Normally the prosecution would say “On August 7, 2019 you went into the pizza parlor and ordered a pepperoni pizza. When it came out and the worker gave it to another customer you became agitated and shot the worker twice center mass”.

A person with memory could then say “I did not. At that time I was next door at McDonalds and I ordered a McWhopper which I then ate in my car”.

MB can’t aid in his defense. He can’t tell his version. He doesn’t have a version he can remember. Therefore his defense choices are limited.

That’s all it is. And this has been discussed ad nauseum and understood except for the few posters desperate to make a circle, a square. (Not you CC, u r awesome)

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Thanks to Bob Barker (and the close quarters of the Revenge limiting the number of souls it can comfortably accommodate), I’m afraid our rabbits are in short supply to fulfill your request for a dozen. We do provide lap rabbits to any visitor on the Revenge, however. When we’re next in port perhaps I’ll manage to put up a rabbit robe avatar of my own, and do come aboard sometime to meet the buccaneer bunnies.

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Lagomorph Luxury Lingerie!

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Just for you bunny loverspink bunny robe

hooded pink bunny robe

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I appreciate you sharing and clarifying your thoughts in reply to my query :slight_smile:

No worries. I would be most grateful for some time with a lap rabbit, however. Luckily, it just so happens that my humble hovel sits on a beach between two harbors. The small craft harbor has more than enough depth for the Revenge and would be most welcome there.

Also, and not a word to anyone about this, the deep seaport at the other end of the beach hosts large ships. Yes, even larger than the Revenge!! These salty merchants would never even miss, say, a goodly portion of their cargo. Not that I would ever personally condone pilfering, you understand, but I wouldn’t object to a small percentage of the take. You know, a finder’s fee?

Anyway, whenever the Revenge hits the waters of SoCal, please hoist your bathrobe and we can probably do some business, uh …I mean we can pet some lap rabbits. Absolutely nothing illegal about that!

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I wonder if those letters included the fact that Jonathan Kanarek ( @Inigo-montoya ) said on this forum, before the trial and after the verdict that Lauren would like to train with him agian?

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Didn’t he say he could see a situation where she would train with him again? Or am I misremembering that?

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Oh, I forgot about this idea. That it might be there to see.
Can you (again, I know it is again) share the link to the site?

I think the eCourts site said the Case Mgmt Conf is remote and starts at 2pm.

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Or just refresh your page. That has worked for me several times. Yay.

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Tick, tick, tick…

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Anyone else push a meeting justincase something goes live?

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