Michael/ Lauren civil trial update February 9

NO!! Now I’ve got Culture Club rattling around my head!

Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon…

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@Virginia_Horse_Mom, just so you are aware, I am a consigliere. You come to me only when you are really stuck and need advice. Just like Tony Soprano and Silvio Dante, or Tom Hagen to The Godfather.

I am of a certain age and wisdom, and cannot be “made” as I am not of the correct heritage.

Now we know @CurrentlyHorseless will twist the life out of this, but who actually cares in the end???

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Thank you Capo.

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I’m just not sure of my proper status in the Mob! Oh dear!

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A bunch of people have answered your question on this already. Did you miss it or did you just not like their answer?

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Oh my goodness! Congratulations on your promotion @cutter99 ! You will make a wonderful Consigliere for the EIM.

Please understand, I meant no disrespect. I just hadn’t heard the news yet.

The Boss and @eggbutt are really lucky to have your wise counsel guiding us all!

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You’re the UnderBoss.

Obviously we can’t talk about who the real boss is. We are all bound by omertà.

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(I am lovingly tapping your face with my fingertips @Virginia_Horse_Mom.)

It’s okay youngster. We elders are here to educate you up right as we go. Important lessons grasshopper! You shall learn at my knee! Now make me proud!

I am a kind, gentle and patient teacher, but cross me and see what happens! I will remove your bathrobe and tiara before you can blink!

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Probably longer than most of the rules you insist others follow but you do not have to do.

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:rofl:

Omerta…so much better than the Yellowstone brand!

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You do for me, I do for you.

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Thank you for acknowledging you don’t know whether her arrest record will be used in the civil trial. @cutter jumped in saying you (g) knew for a fact that it would be, so apparently she doesn’t speak for you.

ETA I am a random Internet nobody and unrelated to anyone involved in the case, but I’m not sure about you.

Are you being paid to participate in the discussion?

Believe me, I’m listening carefully, Consigliere.

I won’t put a foot wrong.

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Yes, indeed, I’ve gotten two conflicting answers from two posters!

One was from VHM, which was who I was asking, so no need for more answers, @trubandloki

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I know you’ll do the right ting cuz it would break my heart if something were to happen to you. Like cars don’t work right, bullet goes the wrong way. Happens to unlucky bums who talk too much all the time.

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I think I am more of a soldier, you know jump on I will take you where you need to go kind of guy.

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First off, I don’t appreciate the way you have disrespected my Consigliere. That’s not cool.

Second off, I am generally uncompensated for my participation in this discussion, EXCEPT when it comes to Goodfellas, Casino, and Godfather references. I do get free movie passes sent to me from an anonymous source every time I work in one of these jokes.

If I can find a classic photo to go with the joke? I get two movie passes. One for me, and one for my old man.

Don’t bother asking who is sending me the movie passes. I don’t know. Even if I did, I’ll never tell. NEVER.

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You are clearly ignoring the very well written response by @ekat above explaining how it will actually be used. Does that one not agree with your theories of life either?
Or is that one too hard to twist into something nefarious?

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Current hamster report: Slow. Not compelling.

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Excuse me, but please, please do not make fun of Lebanon Levi! The man was previously my neighbor, and we would stand in line at the Ace Hardware and the local ATM with him! You never want Amish lightning to strike your house!

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