Michael/ Lauren civil trial update February 9

FYI, A legal assistant, or litigation assistant, may perform administrative duties as well as legal tasks. A paralegal focuses more on legal duties and research to assist lawyers . Both positions require an understanding of legal terminology and procedures. Therefore, they are legal professionals.

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Guinea pig tangent.

I remember being in some feed store and seeing a little miniature bale of hay for guinea pigs and the like.

I was flabbergasted at the price of it. Compared to a full-size bale, the math was just insane!

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Same with bedding.

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And a good one is priceless. Paralegals in the private firms can command a 6-figure salary. Those folks that spent their careers in municipal or state, or federal government, get a breadth of knowledge not seen in the private firms. Although the pay is not as good, the experience is, well, priceless. I, for one, find the denigrating of a whole field of work, calling it puffery, insulting, arrogant and beyond rude.
And, moving a case from one jurisdiction to another is hardly unheard of. However, the court in the new jurisdiction would have to interpret the law of the first. Some folks don’t know what that means. But legal professionals do.

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I wonder if today’s hole has been dug deep enough that we can expect a shift change …

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Heck, working for the state Sr Court Clerks with some time in make 6 figures because they are that necessary. I certainly was.

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Well, well, well it seems video has been produced that proves Alex Murdough was actually with his wife and son minutes before they were killed ! Not good news for him!

How amazing. It sure seems logical if the video that is presumed to be, or was , in the hands of the Kanareks showing Michael Barisone shot Lauren Shay Kanarek, they would have produced it years ago!

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I just want to say that my paralegals are the absolute best. They’re better versed in many routine areas of law than I am, because that is their job. Love them all dearly and I’m off to order some Crumbl for the crew tomorrow since I sometimes forget that there are people out there who think they’re not “legal professionals.”

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The hole dug was so deep - and the descent into it so rapid - that Buttercup’s disappearance into the Fire Swamp’s lightning sand pales in comparison. Even Humperdinck would agree it was a step too far. A shift change may indeed be forthcoming.

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Okay, we just got a Crumbl here. Are they good?

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Mean Girls is going to be on E! TV Channel this evening. Didn’t realize that Tina Fey wrote it.

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Really? We’re back to this sh*t again? (Not directed at you iberianfan, just jumping off of your post).

Sometimes I think it’s either jealousy, insecurity, or a feeling of inadequacy, or maybe all 3 of those things that make others feel the need to denigrate a whole field of professionals. I think that LK used to do this too. I get that people have their opinions and lack class, but come on. Just because you(g) don’t want to recognize a group of hard working and qualified individuals as legal professionals doesn’t mean that they aren’t. I have no idea how a paralegal or clerk/vacuumer isn’t and legal professional. :roll_eyes:

At this point (well, for awhile now) some posters are just saying things to get a rise out of people.

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How long until the judge rules on stuff like Jk & KKs subpoenas again? 16 more days?

Any chance they will get held in contempt or fines for not responding after the lat hearing, ruling, etc etc?

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Yes. A thousand times YES.

Some flavors change every week. You use a tablet to order and your incredible cookies are handed over in a pink box.

I am grateful that the two Crumbls near me are a decent drive away (in opposite directions) - for now. But I noticed an empty space in the local outdoor mall being renovated and it seems to have a lot of… PINK. I may be doomed.

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It’s totally about getting a rise out of certain posters.

Honestly… the whole thing is bizarre and comical given Lollypop’s education and career…

Pole dancers sneering at paralegals, as though they’re 2nd class citizens? :roll_eyes:

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I feel like I am missing something, I didn’t know what Crumbl was, so I googled it. Now I know what it is and I also know there is one some what local to me.
How to plan my life to find my way (out of my way) there.

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Me too. Just googled it and there is one about 6 miles from home.

This could be dangerous

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I keep waiting for them to bring back my favorite cookie. Cupcake shimmer or something like that. But it’s been months and I don’t think it’s coming back. :pensive:

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I also did not know what it was - or that there is one on the Upper East Side - but what I find most strange is the #crumblreviews thing on TikTok. Tens of thousands of likes on videos of people reviewing the rotating flavors. And all the videos are of the same four cookies each week. I’m gettin’ old.

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Good evening everyone! I had a wonderful dressage lesson tonight. I’m relaxing with a glass of Pinot noir.
I’m back riding after 37 ish years and having fun!

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