Deserted Road near Bigear Falls, Aculpulcopoco
Our task here in the paradise of the tropics has been a very difficult one, and we have faced some conflicting and unsubstantiated truths. Who is this Senor Sea Urchin? Is he merely a fable conjured up by the local populace as some sort of dark talisman whom to blame for the many hardships that they encounter, such as the unexplainable return of the giant locusts ever year, or the biogenic green ooze that often comes up the well shafts from time to time. Or is he real? Perhaps a modern version of Jekyll and Hyde created through the use of Alien DNA during the 1950’s USDF experiments. An experiment that may very well have resulted in his superior strength, and equine-like senses that has enabled him to not only seemingly communicate on another level with his bigearbloods, but to be overly quick to startle at even the tiniest noise or object out of place. We believe this is why he has proved so elusive.
Until we have further hard evidence, we can only merely extrapolate at the socioparanormalequestrian long term effects that his mere on-going existence may have.
The truth is out there 