A Virginia roue’ seduces a Utah country girl and abandons her off Rt 17 in Paris, VA. She descends into degradation among the hangers on at the Delaplane store. When her sweetheart from college learns of her fate, he finds and beats the seducer into amnesia. In his new past-less state, the man becomes a judge and a great force for good, especially among the “right” people of the A circuit…
[This message was edited by Everythingbutwings on Sep. 07, 2001 at 01:23 PM.]
OMG, My brain hurts from trying to think of clever titles… so I have settled for a few un-clever ones… I apologize in advance for my lameness…
The Dead Pony’s Society :: Horribly morbid, I know.
Lawrence the Arabian
Teenage Mutant Ninja Thoroughbreds
Close Encounter FOR THE THIRD TIME! ( I’ve definitely had more than three)
Spooky and the Bandit
Planet of the Appaloosas
And last but not least… Please, dont take offense… I can say it because I own one, and I am using the atrocious sterotype in his case ONLY!! …
Dumb bloods and Dumber…
Kahuna, I love the Judge Who Shagged Me!!!
Some songs for you:
The Prance by Girth Brooks
Rodeo by Garth Bucks
Shy Me to the Moon by Frank Sinatrot
You Gotta Have Farts by Dean Martingale
(You Gotta Have Heart by Dean Martin)
Life is too short to dance with ugly men
Let’s try to keep things light around here. Contest is supposed to close today, so how about some last minute entries.
~Courtney~
(To the tune of On Top of Old Smoky )
On top of my pony
Wearing Edgewood Tack
I’ll win my division
If I pin in the hack
I found every distance
I made every stride
I didn’t get left once
“Oh, Man, What a Ride!”
I picked up the trot, then
I slowed to a walk
I asked for a canter
But instead got a buck
The judge wasn’t looking!
Oh, wow, such a break
I’m glad he did not see
That I made a mistake
While lined up in the centre
I said, silently, “Whew”
When they called out the numbers
I had gotten the blue!
What I do, I do for my horse, and thus I do for myself~me
Janie Doe (or first student to try the newly set course)- Come on down! Your the next contestant on “The Strides Are Right.”
Movies:
Field of Liverpools
“If you build it, they will spook.”
The Man With the Golden Gag
The Nutty Course Designer
Attack of the 50 Foot Warmblood
Eric Lamaze’s Big Adventure
Songs:
Mama Told Me Not to Chip
One Chip Leads To Another
Do You Know the Way to Upperville?
U.S.E.T. (Y.M.C.A.)
Ride Captain Canada Ride
The Tortoise and the Mare…
The story of the slow and steady old gelding beating the overconfident and flashy young mare.(…good for any discipline)
Snowbird and Brilyntrip are investigative reporters for The FED sent to London to interview Lady Weatherford, a wealthy Irish horse breeder whose priceless diamond encrusted FEI accredition card is stolen. The thieves strike again, and this time frame Brilyntrip. It’s up to Snowbird and The Old Guard to bring the real culprits to justice.
[This message was edited by Everythingbutwings on Sep. 07, 2001 at 11:51 AM.]
The Phantom Distance (the epic battle against that force of evil that draws good riders to bad spots).
DMK - Along with “The Judge Who Shagged Me” (thanks redddpony!) I think we ARE getting a bit to close to reality! 
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DMK:
Oh Distance, Where Art Thou? A desperate amateur, on a quest to find the perfect distance, travels around the Southern Mississippi circuit, meeting such characters as the trainer who sold his soul to the devil (wait… wasn’t there more than one?) and the one eyed (but totally blind) judge, not to mention the shamateurs who lull him into near fatal (for his amateur status) circumstances.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
What South Mississippi circuit? Gulfport? Otherwise, there is NO ‘circuit’ in MS technically, hehe. Oh and I do believe that movie was NORTH Mississippi. Generally the Delta (N. MS) is considered the poorer part of the state. But it’s a mute point anyways 
I like your spoof though.
Emily proud
member of the junior clique!
Emily@catchride.com
I can’t believe you didn’t extend the deadline!
Who won, Who won??? We wanna know~ Nat
You’re only as good as the judge thinks you are…
Dressage Queen
Everything must be white and clean.
Dressage Queen
Plays the part of the witch so mean.
You can prance,
You can ri-ide
Having the time of your li-ife…
To all you Dressage riders- This IS a joke!!!
The Nutty Profesional
Dr. Dolotta (the horseshow vet)
Sex and the Circuit (Sarah Jessica Parker wonders if there is such a thing as a single heterosexual male who rides the hunters…)
Save The Last Course
Bring That Course On
Aladdin and the 40 Thieving Ponies
O Pony Where art thou?
The Hunter Princess Diaries
Rebecca
I am the Zone 12 Clique!!!
“No more shows, no more shows!”
http://www.virtue.nu/pirateer/home.html
SNOWBIRD WOULD GET AN ACADEMY AWARD !
OMG what creative people visit these boards! Really, someone in the CA clique needs to tap a H’wood screenwriter on the virtual shoulder and say, PSSST… wanna good story idea?
Keep it up!
~Kryswyn~
“Always look on the bright side of life, de doo, de doo de doo de doo”
How about:
The Bride of Holstein;
On Golden Palomino
East Rider (The story of a packer)
The Endless Summer Circuit
Blazing Dressage Saddles
Pretty Mover
The Brekfast Pony Club
The Runaway Pony
Indiana Jones and the JRT of Doom
Das Voegel Boot
Throughly Modern Morris
For just starters…
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