The Leadshank Redemption
Will He Go 'Round in Circles?
(first time on the lunge line)
Oops, I Went Off Course Again
Godspill - Inverness stars in a modern-day song-and-dance recreation of the Gospel according to Kennett Square.
Hair - Robby Johnson leaves the family ranch in Oklahoma for Toronto where he is rapidly indoctrinated into the Canadian subculture and subsequently finds himself working solely with Cushingoid mares.
The Graduate - A young VTrider just out of college doesn’t know what to do with her life. But being involved with an A/A horse AND her cowman probably wasn’t it.
The Electric Horseman - Jair Bear used to be a rodeo star, but his next appearance is to be on a Las Vegas stage, wearing a suit covered in lights, advertising a breakfast cereal. When he finds out they are going drug Alice in case she’s too frisky, he rides off into the Vancouver mist…
The Iceman Cometh - It’s 2001 and the patron’s of Mosby’s have gathered for their evening of Bud Light to contemplate their lost faith and dreams, when Whoa! and Big Whitey arrive. Whoa! is out to convince everyone that she can help them all find peace of mind by ridding them of the foolish dreams and by bringing them back to reality. Whoa! is working especially hard on Sea Urchin, a former A/A champion who has lost his nerve for riding and is awaiting the eventuality of becoming just another horseless Cavalier.
The Amazing Cosmic Awareness of Duffy Moon - Speaks for itself!
Love and Hate: The Story of Colin and Joanne Thatcher - a 1989 TV movie directed by Francis Mankiewicz, I’m working on this title 
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Ohmygod, I’m losing it!!! ROTFLOL!!
I wish I had time today to play with this - oh well, some off the cuff entries:
“The Taming of the New” ETBW takes Maddie on her first trail ride.
“The Miller’s CR-7 Tale” Edited by Duffy
“The Odd Couple” VTrider and PK.
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Gallopiater (gladiater)
Back up (back draft)
working grulla (working girl)
I had the ride of my life…(song)
Meet the pony (meet the parents)
sleepless in hotel (the night before XC!)
monty python: the search for the holy stride
good will hacking.
IT (gelding)
short stirrup division (child’s play)
salem’s launch
scary ride (scary movie)
I still know what you rode last summer!
oops! I missed it again! (brittney spears song)
thats all for now!
JackRussell Frost…
Michael Keaton Mourns his yappy terrier, now dead one year, and it returns as a snow dog. Flash to Westminster KC Dog Show…
Judge: What the heck is THIS?!
Keaton: It’s a snow dog!
Judge: No, it’s a puddle!
Hearts melt… so does the dog. 
JoHn (WiNgLeT)
“A horse runs with his legs, competes with his heart, and performs with his soul.”
-Tesio
Look at my ultra cool site! www.geocities.com/winglet18
OK, I’ll try this.
How about The Baby Greenie Project
All these are really funny! 
“Stall Wars”
in which a poor but virtuous trainer and her band of amateurs arrive at the show grounds to find that Vader Farms has assimilated their stalls to make an Imperial tack stall.
Ten Things I hate About the way you rode that course
Cinderella, the horse that crashed once at spruce meadows
ooh ooh, my favorite
“The Little Hunter Princess”
Rebecca
I am the Zone 12 Clique!!!
“No more shows, no more shows!”
http://www.virtue.nu/pirateer/home.html
I am ROTFLMAO! These are wonderful and I LOVE the synopsis of Soup2Nuts’ movies! I really want to see “Forrest Jump”. I did a movie scenario poll earlier tonight and, trust me, ANY of S2N’s movies would be better than the two I had to opine on!
~Kryswyn~
“Always look on the bright side of life, de doo, de doo de doo de doo”
Crouching Chestnuts, Hidden Palomino
“The older I get, the better I used to be.”
“The Crosby Show” Story about the family that makes the saddles
“Hoofloose” Movie about a fancy young hunter/jumper prospect stuck as a lawn ornament in someone’s field.
“The Big Spill” Our worst fears
“Nightmare On Elm Street”
“Hays Of Our Lives” Show on the different types of hay and which is best to feed your horse.
~Courtney~
Beautiful Cresida! “One flew over the coop too fast!!”
From the SciFi category:
Hoof Wars: The Chestnut Menace
Too Close Encounters With the Equine Kind
BB Trek: The Next Ressurection: the return of some of Colin and Sea Urchin’s infamous alters like VA Trainer and Bending Line (otherwise known as BB Trek: The Wrath of Erin )
[B]Starship Poopers[/B] What happens if you take horses into outerspace
Bucked-Off Rogers
Never mind, it’s fun!
My tribute to those geniuses, the Coen Brothers
Oh Distance, Where Art Thou? A desperate amateur, on a quest to find the perfect distance, travels around the Southern Mississippi circuit, meeting such characters as the trainer who sold his soul to the devil (wait… wasn’t there more than one?) and the one eyed (but totally blind) judge, not to mention the shamateurs who lull him into near fatal (for his amateur status) circumstances.
Four(to)go - Tale of an inept horse trader in Minnesota. When he realizes that his Father in Law won’t buy his last four horses for 5 times their market value, he embarks on a desperate (and ill thought out) plan to have a fellow horseman kidnap the horses and hold them for ransom.
Riding Arizona Unable to afford her own horse, an aspiring grand prix rider arranges to steal one from a rich and famous rider, justifying it with the statement that “She’s got more than she needs”. This ground breaking comedy includes the hilarious chase scene after our rider steals a bunch of Wilker’s Baby Pads from Beval.
HITSucker Proxy In a last ditch move to maintain control of his enterprise and achieve his ultimate goal of running it into the ground, the head of a non-profit equestrian organization manipulates a horse show manager into voting all his proxy votes to achieve his nefarious goals. (Damn - that one is a little close to reality, isn’t it?)
“Regumate Games”…or the “Joy of Sex”
“How Green Was My Appy”…or Baby-Greenie Blues
“Tales From The Crippled”…or “Fallen”
“1001 Frustrations”…or the Baby-Greenie Polka
“Feeling Minnesota”…or how far up ya hafta go to properly clean a sheath
“Brave Tart”…or “Bra-less In The Saddle”
“Thong of the South”…by the Dixie Chicks
“Trinkets/Tailoreds/Vogels/Buy”…or the HP’s shopping list
“Shelter-Skelter”…or “Here Comes The Rain Again”
“Judge Dread”…or I got them Competiti-O-phobia Blues
“Do The Right Ring”…or “Over There!” by The Drifters
“Trace Cowboys”…the adventures of the Yankee Clippers
“For The Love Of The Mane”…theme song by the Midnight Braiders
“Happiness Is A Warm Poopie”…joyful closing theme “rap” from the drama, “Deep Impact” (by Snoop-Dog and the P-Nut Gang-stas)
“One Is Never Enough”…the gripping tell-all tale of addiction to horse(s)
“Sweet(Feed)Charity”…the BoardWay musical about a hard-keeper with a heart-of-gold…a highlight of this poignant tale is the hoof-tapping, second act number, “If They Could Feed Me Now”
SaddleSoap Operas Category:
“As the Hoof Turns”…the Moesha Chronicles
“The Young and the Tack-less”…lust for leather
“All My Russells”…Kryswyn, always looking on the bright side of life…de-doo de doo de doo
“The Days of Our Rides”…an epic saga of Endurance…!
“Generous Capital”…the quest for a sponsor
Words to live by: Money can’t buy happiness–but it can sure make you alot more comfortable while you’re feeling miserable…
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DId anyone do anything with the Green Mile??? OR the new “Baby Green Mile”. A Comdey Drama, no doubt…certainly a bit of suspense and horror
Life is too short to dance with ugly men
“Deathwish”
An otherwise sane and intelligent rider enters his trusty steed in the Rolex CCI.
You have to be somewhat mature to understand this one - Dressage Queen for a Day
The Dumblood Principle
Complete with the “Pointy Haired Barn Manager”, “Jackbert” the barn JRT. “Stallbert” the groom, “Catchbert” the evil Adult Shamateur, etc…
“What Horses Want” A woman wakes up one morning and discovers she can hear what all the horses in her life are thinking. (Don’t we all wish that??)
“Riders of the lost Ark” The quest for biblical mysteries all from horseback.
“Jump” by Van Halen from their 1984 album…but all re-written for us horse lovers!
“NYPD Blue Ribbon” Need I say more?
“Pacific Blue Ribbon” Another show about cops and horse shows.
“Alice” Old re-runs about the adventures of Jair’s lovely mare who can be heard all too often shouting “Kiss mah OATS!!”
That’s all I can think of for now…
~Courtney~
Double Clear Jeopardy
101 Appaloosas
The Perfect Course
