Norm!

I was walking over to pick up my car this afternoon, and who do I see coming out of the underbrush by the creek? Norman! I called to her and she didn’t coming running to me like Lassie, but not too far from it.

Norman is the feral cat that my neighbor cajoled off my doorstep onto hers. Last I had heard, she had the cat inside. That arctic deep freeze last Christmas apparently drove her inside. A different neighbor said he’s seen her sleeping up in the trees the last couple weeks.

Apparently Norm wasn’t big on housecat life. She would come into my house for meals, but panicked if the door was shut. She was good with hanging out inside when the weather was bad - cold or hot.

Right now she is back in her accustomed spot on the threshold of of my door. I took trash up and she followed me half way there and was waiting to give me hell when I came back. It’s like no time has passed. I wonder if I’ll find her there in the morning, waiting for breakfast.

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I vote she’ll be there for breakfast but we are talking about a cat. :joy:. They love to make us guess.v

I think she will be if for no other reason than I’m supposed to go out of town on Saturday. I might have to delay the trip for a week if she decides to stay. Typical cat -make you change your plans.

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Long ago my longest-serving cat moved in with me after being a neighborhood stray. I was the household without a cat, so he claimed it.

I was in denial about his residency for a time. He claimed he was living with me for about 6 weeks longer than I thought of him as living with me.

A few months later he made a new (cat) friend and invited her to live with us as well. That was a little complicated until I finally accepted that this was a done deal.

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Normii (female stripper spelling :rofl:) was always a little different. She had been at my house for 3-4 years. She came by 2-4 times a day, she’d hang out on my doorstep for hours. The last year was a little weird, with the goofy neighbor and another neighbor’s jerk tom that was thrown out of the house.

She had the perfect cat life - plenty of freedom to do cat stuff and roof over her head if needed. If I didn’t give her a back rub with breakfast, she’d give me a look - I come here for the service, not the food.

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Aww, my best cat was named Norman. Normy for short. Norman Bates for formal occasions :smile:. My Norman was a male, though. I’m glad your Normii returned. I miss my Norman, we had him 20 years.

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Norm was back for dinner tonight.

It’s like Cheers! here. All the neighbors were out with their toddlers and see her and its “NORM!”

So I guess I’m not going out to Mom’s tomorrow. :crazy_face: Maybe Thursday. Nothing like paying a cat sitter to take care of a feral cat when you’re out of town. :rofl:

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Norm knows where to go. :joy:

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Welcome back, Norm!

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The cat is still sitting on my front step. For the last 3 hours. Just hanging out.

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She found an easy mark. Had this place pegged from the beginning.

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I was always convinced that there was some sort of sign at every place I lived that told the local cats “fool will feed you here.”

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We need a photo of Norm!

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Have you seen the Hobo Code signs?
Drawn on houses so beggars knew where to go (& where to avoid)
@red_mares Check your house for that last one :wink:

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I have the third one. With either crazy cat lady or sucker emblazoned on it.

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“Will take you in, solve all of your problems, and give you a wonderful place to live. With full autonomy. Always room for more.”

Something like that? :grin:

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O to be a cat!
:heart_eyes_cat:

Norm has moved back in, so to speak. I forgot a) how much of a pest she is and b) she’s not an early riser. I’m working from home today, she wandered in for brunch around 10:30 or 11:00.

She got wormed pretty quick (I had a tablet left from last spring) and 4 days of Fancy Feast, she’s a little less ribby. One convenient thing - one of my cats decided she wouldn’t eat a couple flavors of cat food, of course after I got 2 dozen cans, so I can work my excess inventory down. After rat tartare, Norm isn’t very fussy eater, although she prefers the canned food over the crunchies.

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The usual view:

If I come inside:

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I just got back from 10 days at Mom’s house and Norm is MIA. Apparently a confluence of bad things - I was gone, She wasn’t keeping enough of a schedule to tell the cat sitter (sitter knows her), it rained all week, and the county came in and cleared out the undergrowth next to the creek where the cat hung out and hunted.

I’ll take a walk around, but I doubt that I’ll see her. She will probably reappear before my next 2 week road trip. :roll_eyes:

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