May I add to the mix: thongs, toques, underoos, toupees, and very older ammies that sleep with their saddles.
Numpin’ with yer socks on.
numping back to the top
Ear bunnies… tack nosebands…
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coreene:
CHORUS
Might as well nump. Nump !
Go ahead, nump.
Might as well nump. Nump !
Go ahead, nump.
Might as well nump. Nump !
Go ahead, nump.
Get it and nump. Nump !
Go ahead, nump.
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LMAO!!!
“Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.”–Homer
FairWeather
CANTER West Virginia
L&O Ho - lossa peeps here call ourselves that.
The porch was created on the old-old equisearch boards (95? 97?)…as a place to drink and have a good old time…
Well he needs a surgery....the true defining moment that he is really meant to be MY horse!Kind of hard to put one on the front of the approved helmet, but I manage.
Oh silly Heineken - if they take their socks off then you have to deal with the whole toenail issue.
Stand back, I’m armed with a purse and I’m not afraid to use it.
“If you ain’t got it in ya, you can’t blow it out.” Pops
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Originally posted by DMK:
in the struggle for Vincent…
Oh count me IN on this rumble! You two are going DOWN for that quirky head-tilting man!
Although Get me Mr. Hottie Pants Michael Chiklis from “the shield” and I’ll give up Vince!!!
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Hands off!
Love,
Flashy Gray D’Onofrio 
Numping on the porch: risk of splinters, especially in the case of pressure-treated lumber.
Numping with helmets: not considered traditional, but can add to the overall picture, especially in the case of the old-style Caliente with pom-pom cover.
but I shall always remember the Trilateral Commission.
“I’m designed for sitting. That’s why my butt is covered in soft fur.” Dogbert
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So, Inverness, you’re implying that you can indeed be bought?
Now, I’m wondering:
Does one ‘nump’ with a standing martingale just because it looks good, or does one ‘nump’ with a martingale only when it’s absolutely necessary to keep your mount’s head down? 
Thank you all for getting my bent-nose straight. Must edumacate Mr. Mommy tonight on this numping stuff. Ugh toenals, and if the socks had been in workboots prior, the resultant odor can cause an un-numping situation.
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ROTFLMAO!!!
You have to be smarter than the horse, and since that will never happen, pretend you are.
I’m just “average”
NAWs
___ Princesses of any kind.
Okay … so only a selected few will know what it means, but it will feel good.
I sincerely hope that my little “numping” incident does not become a BB buzzword!
(But in case your were wondering, when numping, the correct release is key. Mr Hobson declines comment.)
I may have no morals but I definitely have standards.
I’m not 40-something. I’m $39.95, plus shipping and handling.
I can’t believe a certain someone actually thought “baby quiche” was a code word for that person. Well, I can believe it, but still, that’s hysterical.
“I’m designed for sitting. That’s why my butt is covered in soft fur.” Dogbert
