This it don’t nott to haff nothing to do mit you wenn she haff giff die ponie mannie kisses. Die ponie it be verrie jealous und she be giffing mannie ponie kisses becose she don’t nott to want to hurt die ponie’s feelings.
Mebbe wenn she come out der next time you let out ein really big whinnie und then you giff her mannie kisses und the she know you loff her. She will ride wenn she be ready, right now mebbe she think off riding und she think “Right now this it be wrong, I do it later.”
Mebbe you need to talk to die ponie more und die ponie it can to tell you mannie things a-bout your new modder (I am sure she loffs you) wot you don’t nott to already know.
Dere Sam!
Jumping in der arena there don’t nott to be no point at-all wenn you don’t nott to see die point off it. Like Tigger he loff jumping und zo he want to jump all die time, aber becose you don’t nott to see die point for you it seem verrie stupide.
Mannie times wenn we be verrie little still, und you don’t nott to beed all growed up yet so this it be a-bout you so pay attention, we haff to do things und we don’t nott to see die point und then later wenn we growed up some then we unnerstan. Aber don’t nott to act spicious a-bout it becose it don’t nott to be no scary thing.
I hope I haff splained this to you so that you unnerstan. Wenn you haff doed this only as much as Hammie you already will unnerstan more.
Loff, Willem
PS Mein modder Coreene (I loff her), she haff sayed to me that your modder Beezer (I loff her too) she haff asked a-bout wenn she can come to jump at mein howse, so mebbe one off these days we meet in person!
PS: I be a German horse und this it be straight from mein mouth.