OK, to make you ALL feel better about your turnout, I present the āmea maxima culpaā photo of Mr. Blondie and yours truly at the end of Opening Hunt this year. This could be one of those āWhatās Wrong With This Picture?ā quizzes for up-and-coming hunting fashionistas :lol:
(Although I just learned that my black gloves were a no-no - never knew that before, although I should have, because Iāve certainly seen rivenoakās non-black gloves often enough and should have asked.)
OK, shall we start at the bottom and work up?
Boots on Mr. Blondie. And black, no less, so they really stand out against his light-colored legs.
Although as I have explained before, I donāt take my ponies out among the cactus without leg protection. Too easy to puncture a tendon. And just yesterday, rivenoak and I were trotting the boys on the road, with nary a cholla in sight, and Prozac Pony still managed to pick up a cholla pod on his right hind heel. He immediately went into his best Barbaro imitation. Muy scary. Fortunately, I always carry a multi-tool with me when I ride, so rivenoak was able to remove it relatively easily.
(In my defense, I will point out that at least he doesnāt have gold glitter bell boots on.)
Fuzzy girth - Iām sure thatās going to be frowned upon. But itās got elastic on both ends and itās comfy. And heās Mr. Sensitive.
Hunter green (with gold trim) square quilted pad - WITH POCKETS. And I see that the front keeper has slipped out from underneath. Sigh.
End of stirrup leather way too long (I can hear GM now).
You canāt see it from this side, but there are no D-rings for a sandwich case on this saddle. PPās Courbette saddle has them, but not this one (HDR). I was bummed.
I think my turnout*, with the exception of the gloves, is okay until we get to the skunk helmet. I actually have a real stock tie, tied and pinned. (As opposed to the fake pre-tied one I snap on for dressage.) Although my hair is not in a net, it is tucked up inside my helmet. Someone will probably object to the sunglasses, but that someone can come live in Arizona for a while. Then weāll talk.
*Remember that weāre a beagling pack, so green coats & white breeches are appropriate.
Breastcollar is probably okay - Nunn Finer, flat, with brass fittings. Running martingale is probably not.
And then thereās the bridle. It actually started out as a nice flat bridle - and then I put the Myler Combi-bit on it. As you can see, the nosepiece was slipping down too far, so rather than over-tightening the curb, I took Mylerās advice and suspended it from the browband. With baling twine. But itās formal BLACK baling twine, at least.
So to get the complete White Trash Hunting image, you must picture Mr. Blondie not only with sheepskin on his nose, but with black baling twine running between the sheepskin and his browband. (But now Iāve decided that the Combi-bit is becoming too much bit for him, so Iām going to try a 3-ring with 2 reins, and mainly ride him on the snaffle.)
