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:rolleyes: I’m betting the “Mary Sue” version of The Horse Whisperer. Plot, going forward:
Big scene of screaming breakup with Wussy BF, who is afraid of Evil Ethan (this being 2014, maybe they had some Brokeback action going on the side). “Mary Sue” runs to the rescue of trussed-up Misunderstood horse (preferably in thunderstorm, wildfire, tornado) where she gets in a fight with Evil Ethan, who proves his evilness even more by ripping her bodice.
“Mary Sue,” who of course is wearing a now-ripped Red Shirt and perfect hair and makeup, pushes Evil Ethan backwards down a ravine; and throwing herself onto Misunderstood’s back, they gallop for their lives through t-storm, wildfire, etc. Because “Mary Sue” understaaaaands him, possibly because she is an Animal Communicator with Second Sight inherited from her Clan of the Cave Bear ancestors, Misunderstood becomes her inseparable protector and in gratitude for the un-trussing, together in telepathic communion they beat both Evil Ethan and Wussy Ex in the big, annual, Cow-Catcher Rodeo!
Big Ray Hunk watches her, recognizes her brilliance, and carries both “Mary Sue” and Misunderstood away into the sunset in his Big White Dually. The End! :applause:
BTW–in this genre of writing, “Mary Sue” is almost always the Author.
Publishers actually pay for such stuff, because people BUY it! :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
I wonder if we can get some stick art for this?