“Naked”
It was always fun listening to the announcer call the riders name followed by “riding naked”
Not a fan of “Rock Hard Ten”. Ewww… Really?
There’s a famous Reining Paint stallion named
Trashadeous his damn was Miss White Trash. One of his foal’s name was Patrasha.
It wasn’t accepted, but a filly by Ski Resort o/o Sexy Mexy (x Mexican General) was going to be called Sex on the Slopes.
My friend’s late OTTB was registered as Earphone. His sire was Refrigerator.
The best one I heard was “Scratch and Dent” he was a great horse but was acquired for a great price because of an accident.
Way back, I had (briefly) a dirty stopper–his show name was Second Thoughts.
When I worked for a dealer, he brought in a big black horse who, when turned out with the herd, went around and bit every single horse on the left side of the neck. So of course I called him Dracula. My boss had a fit-- “Nobody will buy him with a name like that! No vampire names!” There was a movie about vampires called Night Wing, so I changed his name to Night Wing. The boss said, “Now that’s better, that’s a classy name!” We sold him, too–still acting like Dracula, and the boss never knew he had a vampire name.
I have shared this before, but a friend owns a successful standardbred stud who stands in US and is shipped to NZ to stand for their breeding season.
His name??? Always a Virgin
“Run Red Bugs” and “crunchy”
APHA registered name…Whole Lotta Gay ~
Chet
After the young, crazy reindeer in the Santa Clause movies :lol: Though it does fit!
ohbeegeewhyen :eek:
Harvey Wallbanger, an appy jumper.
Does anyone remember the CANTER NE gelding named Horrible Hairy Hog? I always wondered what happened to him. Lovely boy–by the same sire as Blush. Was a trainer listing probably 11-12 years back…
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was it a mare? Lol
Boarded a pony once with the name “Chicken Nugget” I have others, but, he’s at the top of my list 
Tally’s breeder wanted to name her Honey I Blew Up the Pony. (She was 17.3 hh).
When my vet came to draw the Coggins, she asked what name to put on it.
Her response was “no”. :lol:
In the 90’s there was a good graded-stakes-winning racemare named Bodacious Tatas. I will never understand how the owner got that one past the Jockey Club.
I met a mare who’s name was:
Slant Hole.
