Silliest jockey club names

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Poor guy. Is there anyone in that area that could give him a soft place to land?

Edited to add: I definitely can’t afford to keep another horse, but I’m only a few hours away so I might be able to help with transportation and such if someone can find him a home.[/QUOTE]

Sticky, can you tell them of your offer? I know they have to be picked up (if they are saved) on Tuesday, exactly at 4pm.

Also, they have only until Saturday to be paid for.

Sent a bit of $$. With such a crazy JC name… He deserves a bit of good luck and soft landing.

I saw an OTTB at a show called Twinkle Star- a spooky bay stallion at that!

I have had:
Heather A
Sir Sin
Mikey Knows It
Wee Dee Trrr
The last one is the only one I kept.

Mr. Short Knocks? Truly sad, but a good horse.
tulkas

Not JC, but the one that always sticks in my mind is the AQHA name:

Barbie Doll Blob

My mare’s JC name is Xtralicous and it always reminds me of an exotic dancer.

My mare is Val Caponi. Her sire is Volponi. I love her name!

White Stromboli. He is a brown-bay color, though “White” is in his dam’s name. No idea about the Stromboli. Everyone keeps asking if my next horse is going to be named Lasagna or Pizza?

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Sprite, yes she was bred at the Southern Illinois University. Thanks for clearing up where the Saluki part came from.[/QUOTE]

Neat! If she’s by the same stallion I’m thinking of, I believe I rode one of her half-sisters (or whatever the correct term is). Also I’m originally from Carbondale, so your mare being from there made me irrationally excited ;).

I have had Walter Twoeagles (loved that name), Slick Ridge, Bronze Avril, Zippy Gambler, Whirlaway Hank.
My mare now is a saddlebred. Their names are even worse! Lol. Her reg name is “Adelita, Spirit of Denmark”.
Adelita is a Mexican warrior woman. Nothing to do with Denmark.

I saw a STB racing under this name:

Gigi McCouille
In english it would translate like:
Gigi McBalls

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Sent a bit of $$. With such a crazy JC name… He deserves a bit of good luck and soft landing.[/QUOTE]

Horrible Hairy Hog is now safe. http://offtrackthoroughbreds.com/2015/09/11/horrible-hairy-hogs-escape-from-slaughter/

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White Stromboli. He is a brown-bay color, though “White” is in his dam’s name. No idea about the Stromboli. Everyone keeps asking if my next horse is going to be named Lasagna or Pizza?[/QUOTE]

Reminds me of dungrulla’s horse, whose JC name is “Keyhole”. She jokes that one day she will own a string of racehorses and they will all be named after household objects/appliances.

“HERE COMES DISHWASHER/CEILING FAN/DOORKNOB/ETC.”

It’s no wonder she tanked on the track

I recently brought home U R Clueless, a lovely bay mare out ofU R My Valentine, by Famous Forest. Thankfully her barn name is Clue. Still working on a show name, but leaning toward Miss Moneypenny.

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I recently brought home U R Clueless, a lovely bay mare out ofU R My Valentine, by Famous Forest. Thankfully her barn name is Clue. Still working on a show name, but leaning toward Miss Moneypenny.[/QUOTE]

Or one of the female characters from Clue/Cluedo?

2.1 Miss Scarlett
2.3 Mrs. White
2.5 Mrs. Peacock
3.1 Miss Peach
3.3 Madame Rose
6.1 Lady Lavender

[QUOTE=KayBee;8329611]
Or one of the female characters from Clue/Cluedo?

2.1 Miss Scarlett
2.3 Mrs. White
2.5 Mrs. Peacock
3.1 Miss Peach
3.3 Madame Rose
6.1 Lady Lavender[/QUOTE]

That was definitely my first inclination, and I was leaning toward Mrs. Peacock, but Moneypenny seems to suit her better than any of the Clue characters. However, I’ve never heard the last three you listed, so I might try this on for size and see! Thanks!

My mom’s new 3 y/o. Absolutely stunning horse. Has an awful name.
Him OK. -_-
http://www.pedigreequery.com/him+ok

My all time favorite:
potoooooooo

http://www.horsenation.com/2014/11/18/potoooooooo-the-unbelievably-legitimate-story-of-a-racehorse/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potoooooooo

The most recent one that ht me was Runningwithflipflops!!! I love the name and if I could I probably would have taken the horse!