I am so glad that I am not the only person who sings to their horse to relax all parties concerned. My horse is not inappropriately spooky and she very much enjoys the trails, but she can get worked up in the beginning. I find that singing “Swing Low, Sweet Chariot” [the slow, low, spiritual version] is basically the equivalent of giving the girl a nice bottle of red wine. “Michael, Row the Boat Ashore” equals a lobotomy. A kids’ song about eating ravioli and it getting everywhere can be sung to the exact pace of her preferred walk, and keeps her organized. “One Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall” has gotten us past a few herds of cows. Lullabies are also good. She is not fond of “My darling Clementine” and definitely does not like the one about the tree in the ground and the green grass growing all around.
Does anyone have any other good, ease-em-down, make-'em-breathe songs? I cannot whistle, so whistling is out. I can sing Swing Low for miles (I’ve done it), but some variety would be good, and I can’t seem to find any similar songs on Napster, etc. Help me; trail-riders; otherwise I am going to fall asleep in the saddle after Mile 3 of Michael rowing that boat ashore (usually after multiple rounds I start making up verses about Michael getting himself a hovercraft or a jet-ski, already).