That’s a cute story. :yes: :yes: :yes:
Hi guys!
I banished myself back to stick art land 'cause I can’t behave elsewhere. And I can’t do stick art either. 
Can I please have another installment of COTH General Hospital to keep me out of trouble??
I plan on posting another installment later tonight when I have more time…I Promise Chester’s mom…:yes:
Stick art bump
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^Paris chasing a deer. Yes, we found out yesterday that she chases deer while they are in the field with her. :lol: Of course she hasn’t done that while we were there. 
Is there a story to go along with this statement??
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^Paris chasing a deer. Yes, we found out yesterday that she chases deer while they are in the field with her. :lol: Of course she hasn’t done that while we were there.
Is there a story to go along with this statement??:D[/QUOTE]
What is Paris going to do when she CATCHES the deer? :lol:
And not a good story, sorry. Just being obstinate (sp??) in another thread… the abandoned horse one if you want to go see me bang my head against walls. And cause other people to bang theirs too probably!
I think she just chases them for fun. :lol:
Unfortunately, I haven’t been around to see that. BUT, yesterday, I went into her field to get her and she took off. When she does that, you can obviously tell she used to be a racehorse! :winkgrin: When I came a little closer though, she trotted up to me. 
(though it was probably because I had a treat! :lol:)
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HL: Ok we are out of there… let me just relock the unit they are a tricky bunch…
RNB: You hearum noise…
HL: What noise??
horn sounds
RNB: Thatum noise…
HL: Crap!!! I know what that means…
CC: WHAT!!!
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Chester’s Mom: Is that a person… with an ear headband on??? Why are they on all 4’s
HL:* Head slap* sigh* unfortunately…wait a minute it will get worse.
Disembodied voice: RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!
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HL: HEY who got to the therapy dogs!!! Crap!!
RNB: Pretty puppies… they chasum funny man with fuzzy ears…
horn blows again
Disembodied voice: Tally Ho…
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HL: JSwan… Now is not the time for a hunt!!! How do you keep getting out!!!
JSwan: I’ll never tell… no one will ever cage me… now get out of my way girlie or else you’ll meet Kevin Bacon in person!!!
HL: We have the darndest time keeping those foxhunters in… and that JSwan is a wiley one…
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HL: dials number Hey We have a CODE SWAN in progress I repeat CODE SWAN in progress… Yes she got out again… Yes she is armed… Yes she is riding the other patients… I don’t care if you got shot last time it healed didn’t it… I saw that JSwan… I don’t think that finger is appropriate for a PG 13 board!!! Hey RNB… you wanna…
RNB: Name is Ridum Num Bottom… Not Rotten Num Brain… No way this squaw chasing after that pale face…
HL: [I]Sighs talks into phone[/I] No she won’t do it… Well I guess she’s not as sick as you thought… just get your bullet proof gear and tranq darts and try to corral her please…hangs up phone Now then shall we go to the Hunter/Jumper ward… It may be safer in there
CC: Blink Blink… Sure???
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
oh oh H/J ward
bling up and lawyer up
oh and don’t talk to anyone unless they are as special or more special than you…it’s a rule, don’t ya know…just like in high school (sorry RNB…but then you are more special than me 
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The warm-up ring:
OMG…did you see the color of
her breeches??? And that_________Yyyewwww
saddle!!! Sooo last season…Who is she training with anyway??
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(except now they would be texting :lol:…)
:lol: :lol: :lol: I’ve been to many a H/J barn, andsomething like that was actually the case! Not necissarily the way you described it, but there would still be some gossiping.
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I banished myself back to stick art land 'cause I can’t behave elsewhere. And I can’t do stick art either.
Can I please have another installment of COTH General Hospital to keep me out of trouble??[/QUOTE]
Ok, now I’m in trouble with you :lol: I just couldn’t resist going up there and throwing in my two bits.
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Ok, now I’m in trouble with you :lol: I just couldn’t resist going up there and throwing in my two bits. :)[/QUOTE]
SEPowell, you are my FAVORITE!!
Of course now I am probably considered a bad influence!! :lol: :lol:
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HL: Ok now off to the HJ ward…
Geek: Hey is that… You have a ward for Natural Horsemanship people
HL: Well Duh…
PP: I want to see them!!!
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HL: NO!!! Can’t you read the sign… Danger!!!
RAR: Dangerous… why dangerous…
HL: This is a highly concentrated population of Parelliites. They can smell a non Parelliite right away and they descend en mass to convert you… It’s like being suckered into Amway, by the Hare Krishna’s and the Jehovah’s Witnesss (no offense intended to either religions) You remember night of the Living dead… zombies wanting to eat your brains… that’s what it is like in there… We do have an observation window though… We are currently doing studies on how the Parelli infection affects cognitive function… we can go there…
Geek: That sounds scientific… almost… I’m in…
PP: But I want to go to the Hunter/Jumper unit…
HL: Well we can always come back…
Hmmmm…
HL, I love you. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Aw, I wish you were coming also.
Maria Canela and I have now had 2 lessons from ~ ~~~ Carol Kozlowski!
Yippee! And I understand what she asks me to do and why and that says mountains about Carol’s ability to communicate.
All of our work is presented within the context of addressing the physical needs of the horse to become athletic enough to do dressage, jump well and think well. I didn’t explain that well… For example we do lots of leg yieldings that force her to stretch her left side since Maria tends to curl to the left. By doing this we’ll eventually get straightness, and sometimes even get straighteness now! Very exciting. Carol calls flatwork ballet and jumping ballet with a bump
I get to do this for the next 6 months
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:eek::eek::eek: sounds ominous… or should that be omnivorous?
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Maria Canela and I have now had 2 lessons from ~ ~~~ Carol Kozlowski!
Yippee! And I understand what she asks me to do and why and that says mountains about Carol’s ability to communicate.
All of our work is presented within the context of addressing the physical needs of the horse to become athletic enough to do dressage, jump well and think well. I didn’t explain that well… For example we do lots of leg yieldings that force her to stretch her left side since Maria tends to curl to the left. By doing this we’ll eventually get straightness, and sometimes even get straighteness now! Very exciting. Carol calls flatwork ballet and jumping ballet with a bump
I get to do this for the next 6 months
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Cool!! My DD had her lesson today and we have been getting many compliments on my horse at my new barn and the improvements in both our riding since we have been there. Everyone says how much they love my horse’s mind and that he is just so honest. Trainer says he has potential to be a 3’ hunter easily since his training is going so well. He is using himself so much better now getting more balanced and seems so much more comfortable. I saw him and his new best friend turned out in the pasture (he is usually on night turnout but they are having camp this week so he is out during the day) and they were so cute. Following each other around grazing nose to nose it was so cute. :yes:
:dead::dead::dead: Oh, better still…Parelliville :lol:
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Must stop evil horse trainers, discipline is cruel, rules are bad!!
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ummm, Son of Sam… when your dog (horse) ‘talks’ to you…get help :lol:
Wasting away again in Parelliville
Searching for my lost khorabi stick
Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame
But I know, it’s all Linda’s fault!
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