Good God! The plot’s really thick now!
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dang it…i just popped over here for a little deversion and now i am hooked…cant wait to see what happens next…duh duh duuuuuh! cue dramatic music
HL- I will gladly donate half of my butt for your butt transplant. No guarantees that it will improve your seat in the saddle. Only condition is that you take equal amounts from each cheek.
Don’t bother thanking me. It’s the least I can do for those that are butt-challenged.
Me too! I don’t have a butt, I have buttongas to go with my tattongas. I will gladly be a donor.
Too late! My butt is already winging its way on ice via helicopter to H-L.
NO FAIR! I thought of it first! Besides I’m sure that I have more butt to spare than either of you.
MLC goes off to pout…
I wonder if FITS breeches will go with the new butt?
Is there some kind of butt bank where we could make donations? I’ve heard there are many people who desperately need more butt…
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BeastieSlave goes to make a deposit at the bank
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DQ shameless steals BeastieSlave artwork and goes to also make a deposit at the bank - note DQ has more to spare
perhaps she may be able to trade her spare buttox for something with a better seat also…
cuz isn’t that sort of like botox only with butt - buttox?
For those without buttongas??
Later at the Butt Bank
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Soon a riot breaks out at the Butt Bank. Appears that it’s FULL. Everyone is willing to make a deposit but no one will make a withdrawal.
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Imposter rips her mask off
PP: It’s Linda Parelli!!!
Linda whips out her carrot stick and savy string and ropes up the CC
Linda: Pat and I will find that Jolly ball without your meddleing… I think you need some level 1 training yourselves… I think locked in a room with some of our freshly turned converts will teach you all some manners!!!
Linda presses code and opens door*
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Pat: Well we meet again you meddling Couch Critics… Well done Linda…
RNB: Ridum Num Bottom no like Lady with funny voice and man with funny face…
PP: whispering to Geek I let go of Amwrider… maybe we’ll get lucky and she’ll wake up
Geek: Hopefully HL will come out of her buttectomy and butt transplant in time… I’m still sore from my donation.
Pat and Linda heard the CC into the Parelli ward and lock them in…
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Parellites: Must convert… must drink Kool-Aid… Must convert…must drink Kool-Aid…
CC:)$)$%$)%_)#)#$#)$#)#)%)#$#_)%)#%#_) (sorry PP)
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As the World Turns
From the Racing Forum
A Riddle:
What do these things have in common??
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-<l?
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Bo Derek - Note curvey figure and
cornrowed hair
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Horse Racing
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Horses like cornrows too?
Snork!!!
TAke a peek here - bring your popcorn and mojito.
http://www.chronicleforums.com/Forum/showthread.php?t=157554
So True
So Funny!!!:yes::lol::yes::lol::yes::lol:
Here’s a little…
bummmmmp back to page one.
I made a withdrawal from the bank.
I hope you took the “M” and not one of the "m"s. The “M” is mine; bigger than all the rest:lol:
When J-Lo was the new sensation, I had a 7th grade girl confidently tell me that she didnt need to study. She was going to be rich and famous! How was that going to happen? It was because she had the “right junk in her trunk”!:eek::lol:
:lol: :lol: There is a horse named J-Lo Jane at the barn, and she is a Quarter Horse…with a big butt.:lol: Hmmm…wonder why they named her that?:winkgrin:
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: That was today’s killer. I do love this thread.
The thing I like best about it is the total randomness of who is going to show up and spout off some ridiculous bit of nonsense that has me in stitches on any given day.
