“We want to welcome you back to this last hour of ‘Springtime Madness’, where we present some one-of-a-kind fashion accessories. I’m your hostess, Bea Wannabe, and our special guests today are Beezer and Merry from the 5M Commune out in California. Welcome, ladies.”
Beezer and Merry smile and cleverly jangle their own curb chain bracelets in a little “howdy” to the cultists at home.
“Now, tell us about your Hack 'n Sack saddlebag purses,” Bea says coyly with a red-lipped smile.
“Well, these leather purses were designed by our comrade Suave Reno, and are handcrafted by slave labor in Canada…” Beezer begins.
… but she’s interrupted by Merry, who grabs one of the hack 'n sacks and swings it over her shoulder and does a swirling modeling turn on the impromptu runway before the cameras. “Look at me!” Merry says into the camera. “I’m on television! Can you see I’m wearing a sparkly party dress? Look how pretty I am!”
Beezer begins to explain in an aside to the hostess that her sister has been under a lot of stress lately. “You know, suddenly her four-year-old gelding isn’t doing his lead changes…” This only incites a puzzled look from the hostess. Beezer grabs the back of Merry’s sequined dress and yanks her back into her chair and stuffs a hanky into her mouth. Just then, there’s a sudden crash off stage and coreene’s voice can be heard saying, “I’m so sorry! I was just in such a hurry to catch up with that cute blond script boy. I didn’t mean to trip over the stagelights!”
wtywmn flips open her cell phone and speed dials elizabeth. “I think we’re going to have some legal issues, liz…”