Yep. If that had actually happened, he would have been braying about it for years now. Someone seems to want to be in a Quentin Tarantino movie… and/or maybe that is how he would carry on when he was playing the role of a bounty hunter.
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Did the security at Devon in the 90s even wear red windbreakers?
If not, maybe Swamptown built a time machine and sent back an agent to 1995 in an effort to prevent the maestro from succeeding in dressage. Adding a gun-toting time traveling agent of Swamptown into the mix might explain why the stories keep changing, if our actions are changing history… 
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And in the spirit of changing identifying details for the book, the red windbreaker is actually a red bathrobe! 
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No, they were not red that I recall.
Red doesn’t seem accurate to me at all.
Black or dark navy blue is what I recall.
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Don’t be silly, he changed the colour to protect,……errrr….let me think…nope got nothing.
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Nah, we got Doctor Who to loan us the TARDIS.
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They were not red, that I recall.
Black or navy blue, was all.
To call them red would take some gall
They were not red, and that is all.
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This deserves a haiku.
Oh security
Were jackets red? Nick says yes
But no, I think not.
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Haiku champion!
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Thank yew, thank yew. The band and I will be here all week.
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Eggggcellent, silly horse!
Or a tanka (metric form like haiku, only the lines are 5,7,5,7,7 as for syllables, and draws a conclusion of some kind)
I saw the jacket
Not the red you say it was
Do you make them up?
These dark stories in your head.
Meant to make you feel something.
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No, part of definition of a narcissist.
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I can’t help but think, “ANOTHER Pinckney!” every time I see this thread.
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New theory : NP was the inspo for Eminem’s “Stan”.
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Except NP hasn’t driven off a bridge with a pregnant woman in the trunk of the car.
Yet.
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Gifted’s groom was mean.
I was the star of the show!
No one could see it?
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Super! Keep them coming!
Remember the old haiku wars here?
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Sentinel of barn
Guards equine treasures with gun?
Nope. Just a flashlight.
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