The Maestro has written another book

Nooooooo, don’t give him ideas.

Glad to hear that the book is now safely back in its home country! :relieved:

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Did you know that video was already posted here?

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She posted her version.
That way his, which I linked, doesn’t end up with 100 views he translates to approval of his whine.

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So, we’ve had:-

a) the Mower Manifesto
b) the Driveway Drivel
c) the Fireplace Fantasies

Can’t wait for:-

d) the Toilet Tantrum

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On this front, has he ever ridden with any of the pros that he bashes?

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Dang I must be blocked

I don’t think he’s ever ridden with anyone professional at any time, though he repeatedly claims to have been the protege of Lorinda Lende.

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I believe you are correct.

Which makes his point that we can’t comment on his riding/teaching because we have never ridden with him all the more amusing.

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I think she greatly downplayed how much time he spent with her when she found out what stories he was telling, but I believe she’s the only dressage coach he’s ridden under in any way.

Pretty sure he tried to say he rode with Robert Dover for a while until it turned out he’d just sat beside him once.

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I promise you will regurgitate it promptly. Best to take small bites. :wink:

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Another recommendation: keep any family members out of the room while you read. From experience, I can tell you that as soon as anyone sees you dying inside from reading about how you need a “bay and black” horse to win in dressage, they will ask many questions about why you’re putting yourself through this reading experience and recommend that you stop for the sake of your sanity.

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e) the Shower Soliloquy

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Please no.

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In that “art” over the fireplace… Do those dots along the bridle… Light… Up? :thinking:

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That’s what I was wondering! Has it always looked like that? Because that’s where he typically stands for his Fireplace Fantasies, and I assume he figures the horsey print lends him some street cred in “our industry.” But I’ve never noticed the dots/lights before. Did someone go crazy with a pointy object and a string of LED lights during a holiday frenzy? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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And this is why we need an impenetrable border wall along The Canadian Front… :laughing:

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:joy::joy::joy:

LOL well I love them myself, his seems like he wants to have one but doesnt quite ahha

So? Its here so if he deletes it we still have it and he doesn’t get the FB algorithm to send ppl to his page. Got it?

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Darn you people. Now I had to go click and see about the dots.

Someone who Google likes should search for that art piece.