The Maestro has written another book

[pony_baloney]

@trubandloki

I did not realize a book that was sold as an on demand print self published could be out of print.

Maybe he ran out of copier paper. Or ink.

[Unfforgettable]

I wonder how much my copy will be worth now that it’s an out of print edition? My retirement fund is going to explode! How long must I wait to reap the profits?

[LiberalSnowflake]

@MorganSercu

Hang on, note what is written at the bottom of the screen shot.

I believe you now have to buy it directly from him, and it comes signed - he then also knows where you live, so that’s a HARD PASS.

[LiberalSnowflake]

@trubandloki

I did not realize a book that was sold as an on demand print self published could be out of print.

I’m guessing he bought a bunch of them and signed them because he was convinced this book was going to make his fortune, now they’re just sitting in the garage gathering dust and he’s panicking about how to make any money back at all.

[Graymaresrule]

Is he currently employed?

[LiberalSnowflake]

@Graymaresrule

Is he currently employed?

I have no idea, he’s sort of dropped off my radar.

Last I heard he was re-writing American history books for childhood education curriculums, so they could be taught NPs version of history, which obviously is the correct one. I’m guessing there haven’t been overly many schools who’ve snapped his hand off for them at this point.

[Paint_Party]

@LiberalSnowflake

Last I heard he was re-writing American history books for childhood education curriculums

Oh, that’s right! Forgot about that noble venture.

[ASB_Stars]

I really wish that the book had a money back guarantee…

[jvanrens]

@ASB_Stars

I really wish that the book had a money back guarantee…

[Mara]

The value will skyrocket if you wait until he’s dead. And he never wears a helmet unless he’s showing and has too, so…

[MorganSercu]

A book of that caliber should come with a vial of absinthe and a disclaimer.

[Mara]

Florida might be interested.

[ASB_Stars]

@Mara

Florida might be interested.

Bwwwaahhhaaha

[LiberalSnowflake]

@Mara

The value will skyrocket if you wait until he’s dead. And he never wears a helmet unless he’s showing and has too, so…

According to his web page, he’s not been on a horse since 2018, so the fact that he’s paying FB to promote his equestrian themed content is absolutely hysterical. Guessing his helmet has long since been donated to charity, along with his suit jacket, welly boots and gardening gloves.

[Night_Flight]

Though he’s still claiming he has over 30 years in the industry. I guess he considers that the time period between his teenage years and returning to horses still counts, somehow, even if he wasn’t riding all that time?

[ASB_Stars]

@Mara

The value will skyrocket if you wait until he’s dead. And he never wears a helmet unless he’s showing and has too, so…

If he comes off of that mower at a high rate of speed…

[Paint_Party]

@Night_Flight

Though he’s still claiming he has over 30 years in the industry.

Hey, he occasionally posts a screed on his facebook page or offers some tidbit of wisdom on Dressage Hub ( ) so that counts as still being “in the industry”… right?

[BigMama1]

If DH considers herself “in the industry” no reason NP shouldn’t either.

[Night_Flight]

So only a few days after paying money to Facebook in order to promote his dressage page, he has now decided that he’s never liked Facebook and believes it’s evil and is leaving forever.

[Mara]

Too bad for Nick that Trump’s site was such a spectacular failure.