The Maestro has written another book

has this been posted already? LOL Also sorry but Barisone is by far the number 1 discussed thread lol

ā€œThe reality isā€¦I am great trainerā€

LMAO

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The Mower Manifesto (canā€™t recall who gave it that name but itā€™s freaking brilliant) needs to be shared again for the edification of anyone new to the thread, or novices who might be looking for a trainer.

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ā€œThe Mower Manifesto!ā€

:joy::joy:

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bahahahahhahaha I canā€™t believe I missed this first time around.

After watching the Mower Manifesto :grin: :laughing:, I have to admit, heā€™s right about a few things. I mean, when he talks of his accomplishments and says none of us have accomplished what he hasā€¦

I know Iā€™ve never trained an Appaloosa to rear and pretended it was one of the ā€œairs above the groundā€, and Iā€™ve never convinced my parents to buy me a sweet old broke to death OTTB school horse that I claimed to train to FEI level. And Iā€™ve never had a beginner student judge me at a lesson barn schooling show where I pretended my horse could do 3rd or 4th level work. Iā€™ve also never berated a show photographer for taking my photos and claiming they didnā€™t have permission. Iā€™ve never, ever offered to do any free clinicsā€¦I got paid for those I taught. I havenā€™t made excuses for poor results by claiming the world had conspired against me. And the list goes on and onā€¦he has so many accomplishments that none of us would ever hope to achieve. :wink:

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The guy write his opus, and talks trash about COTH, and then heā€™s whining about push back from COTHers? Seriously? In other circumstances, best thing we could probably do is take up donations toward some serious therapy sessions, but I think it would be a waste of money here. Narcissists are tough to turn around.

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He reminds me of Craig Stevens. Anyone remember him? Ultimate con man.

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Letā€™s please keep the personal comments re: physical appearance, unrelated to his role in the industry or public activities, writing, etc. out of the discussion.

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I just read Lauren Sprieserā€™s article about selecting a trainer. It share all about how to do the research. Iā€™m no longer a member of USDF. Anybody who is want to see what they can find about the Maestroā€™s students?

Why? Whilst reading about Nick may make for a little entertainment on a boring Sunday afternoon, stalking his students hardly seems fair.

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He has students ?

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I strongly doubt he has/had any students who are or have been USDF members. The only thing in the USDF scores are his abysmal results from his one and only recognized show.

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These results?

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See! There you go! If you are hoping for scores like those, heā€™s your guy!!

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I guess no minute rice risotto eitherā€¦

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Oh, come on now. You know that those results are biased and inaccurate. Donā€™t you remember how the judges colluded with us, the bathrobe-wearing hags of COTH, to tank his scores?

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I have to agree. If someone wants to take lessons from him, so be it. They can do their research on the internet. His name comes up here on COTH enough.
I mean, I like a good train-wreck as much as the next guy. But if someone wants to hire him to be an instructor and doesnā€™t do their research, leave it be.
Now, if he was abusing horses, thatā€™s another story altogether.

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Why would anyone think he has students?

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Because he said so? Bound to be true.

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