The Maestro has written another book

Somewhere, out past Nick’s ridiculous pontificating, is an interesting conversation.

For instance; thigh blocks on saddles. When you look at videos from the 80s and 90s, Hilda Gurney and Reiner Klimke, for example, the horses had nowhere near the elevation and suspension in the trot, especially the extended trot.

Are thigh blocks popular because the current crop of riders can’t ride and use them as a crutch?

Or has the trend towards breeding horses with more suspension and elevation, and rewarding horses with extravagant front end movement, as in Totilas, made the thigh blocks necessary?

Re: criticizing Charlotte’s hands (!) Look at the horses and riders NP appears to revere - do any of them move like Valegro or Gio? If you’re riding the equivalent of a Ferrari as opposed to a well tuned Lexus, is perhaps the Ferrari a little more in your hand because there is more power to be contained? (BTW, I think (not that my opinion matters) that Charlotte is an extraordinarily soft and following rider - if a horse she’s riding is in the bridle, it’s because it’s generating enough RPMs that she needs them in the bridle, not that she’s “handsy”.)

It’s very educational to compare the dressage standouts of the 80s with the standouts of today. Totally different way of going. Now, one could argue whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing; but one can’t argue against Charlotte being a soft and sympathetic rider without sounding like an ill informed ass.

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I love how your informative post is so diplomatic and measured in tone and then you button it all up by searing your words with a flaming arrow of truth.

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Thank you. That’s high praise.

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“A GP horse is supposed to be push button easy”?

Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Clearly, he’s never ridden one. Or even a FEI-level horse. Hell, not even a USDF upper level horse.

Oh my God, this man is a complete idiot.

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Oh bless, at least he didn’t describe her as a “pre-madonna”, one of his other memorable insults. Italian, my a**. :rofl:

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Hey, you never sat upon Chevy! So don’t you dare judge!

Nick trained Chevy to perform all the GP movements with a mere whisper of aids via Reins of Silk held in an admirable slack jawed fashion by his famed Crotch PawsTM.

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Yeah, all you haters are just jealous of Nick’s mad skillz:

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He will literally never live that down.

“The Internet is forever!”

Mwahahaha…

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:rofl: Ah, that’s never going to get old.

And neither will the Chevy 'numping video. :rofl:

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He doesn’t need to “live it down.” He literally believes that dry humping a horse while performing a bad western jog is proof of his great talent.

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This is what kills me - I’m a solid First Level rider, schooling Second on a good day, but I VIVIDLY remember being allowed to ride a 4th Level/Prix St. George horse owned by a friend of my riding instructor. It was truly a lesson in learning what you don’t know. And I still cringe at what must have been going through that poor horse’s mind . . . thank goodness it was NOT recorded for posterity!

All I could think of was this scene in “Men In Black”

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If anyone knows Shannon Peters, you should send it to her so she knows how good Nick’s riding is. For laughs.

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Has anyone posted the Funky Chicken to DH?

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That would be a challenge.

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You are right, you are right.

@Mara 's video reminds me of his whisper of aids. I mean, you can’t even tell that he’s using aids!! He just looks like he’s sitting there doing nothing! Just like Nuno. But nothing like Charlotte, who moves about incessantly on top of her horse. And Chevy never deviates from a perfect frame due to Nick’s reins of silk that create a perfect frame and a loose jaw.

I obviously have not mastered the Crotch PawsTM technique and that is likely why we are not showing GP now. I am practicing that daily now so I can show GP next month.

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Just before she died Jane Savoie published a work of fiction. One description of a person trying to get a horse to piaffe made me thing of Nicks Funky Chicken

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DYING! :rofl: :joy: :rofl:

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All you pathetic losers, out there riding and training your horse through winter, chewing down painkillers whilst wearing 6 layers of clothing, sucking it up in the freezing conditions whilst you fork frozen poop out of yet another stall, just know the Maestro wouldn’t even consider such behaviour …

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Ok, its late, and I read this as “DH has become his place to swallow…” and I thought, hmm, that’s a pretty acurate observation.

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Oh, so THAT’S why he isn’t riding these days… :joy:

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