The Maestro has written another book

All I can think about is that episode of Big Bang Theory where Sheldon and Amy do the Fun with Flags episode - “Behind the Behind Fun with Flags: A Retrospective Retrospective!”

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Oh, I think we all understand. Sometimes you have to purge your home of the evil artifacts.

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Behind the Bit(ch)?

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I have done the unthinkable. I ordered a copy of this screed so I can be a verified buyer or whatever it is Amazon call somebody who’s bought a thing.

I’ll have a grand time writing a review and maybe more!!

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I don’t think there is enough sage available to be burned to cleanse your home.

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Does that mean he’s made it available on Amazon again? For a while there, he closed the Amazon sales and was selling directly through his website, presumably to track buyers’ identities following the less-than-flattering but truthful reviews.

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Oh, that’s right! Wonder if @ThreeFigs bought it directly off Amazon, in the traditional manner?

Maybe I could redecorate it? NP will look great in a Biden shirt with glitter, right?

I’ll rainbow the bad juju away

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Rainbow t-shirt?

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Of course! Randy Rainbow would be proud of the glow-up

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Let us know when you post it. Always need a good laugh.

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Yes, I did buy it in the traditional manner. I was not aware that NP ever pulled it. Stupid idea – Amazon is where EVERYONE goes for reading material – trashy or not!

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While it’s unfortunate that you may have put a few dollars in NP’s pocket, at least you’ve eliminated the possibility of a creepy phone call, a nasty letter or an unexpected home visit. And that’s a good thing.

Try to read it with an open mind. (“Try” being the operative word). :grin:

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Try to read it, period. I think several people couldn’t make it to the end of the book. :grin:
I too hope it’s not shipped by the “seller” but I wouldn’t worry about him showing up on your doorstep @ThreeFigs . He can’t afford to travel.

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Did you get the t-shirt, too? Wasn’t he offering some sort of bribe to purchase the book? :rofl:

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Well, I didn’t see that enticement and wouldn’t wear it anyway.

Supposedly it’s arriving before 10 PM tonight. I’ll sit down with my copy of Strunk & White, my highlighter pen and have a ball!

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I believe I speak for the basement dwelling, bathrobe-wearing COTH clan by saying:

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I’m sitting here tingling myself

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As fellow purchaser, I’d agree to have my copy sent back to me. This WOULD NOT preclude me from forwarding it again, but I’d have time to read it again. PLEASE don’t make me purchase another copy!!!

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Now I want a copy with the notes in the margins!

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