The Maestro has written another book

Happy reading! :smile:

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I’ll burn incense for you.

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Bathe and disinfect after reading.

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Is that a poodlepup and is he/she safe, being so close to that…book?

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The infamous “forward” edition! Maybe that’ll become valuable just like those Beanie Babies with the misprinted tags were supposed to.

Also … the font on the cover makes it seem, quite appropriately, like it’s a horror novel.

Happy reading!

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She, yes. She was attempting to savage it, smart pupper.

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So, I have some comments…

I find it odd that Nick experiences this in the 90s…

And JUST SO HAPPENS that his best buddy SW also calls out the exact same “technique”… what am amazing co-inky-dink. I do wonder who “Eleanor” was.

Cool. Don’t need a WB, just a bay will do…

“Corey” aka Lorinda Lende saga.

This was posted by NP back in Dec ‘13 when the saga of he had only just flickered to life.

Yet in his book, he has the episode occurring after Devon pulls his trophy (almost three years later)

And 100% #thishappened

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I don’t remember noticing it at the time, but I love how his proof that he was a working student for years is that his hair went from long to short. As if that couldn’t happen in the span of two days.

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Don’t confuse him with the facts!

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@Old_Mac_Donald, facts have no place in the life story of NP.

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I am loving your commentary so far but would ask you to also include shots of the fun notes if you don’t mind, as the copy I read did not have any of those.

I wish I had thought to put my COTH screenname inside the book I had read. Would have been fun to see all the places the book had been!

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My copy didn’t, either, and I’d love to see them!

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My faves from what @Old_Mac_Donald shared include this COTH post from NP:

“In reading some of these posts, I can 100% guarantee that anyone who claims they have worked with me and did not get positive results is an absolute liar.”

And then the revelation NP offers so freely, and with such pride, that he (allegedly) gathered up a small posse of his thuggish pals and they actually went, unannounced, to the homes of female COTH posters to confront them.

Ah, the bittersweet, often laughably absurd memories of vintage Nick P.

Absolutely priceless.

kiss

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For which he could be criminally charged. Didn’t they teach him anything about the law in “Fugitive School?” :thinking::thinking:

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Exactly what would happen should he show up on my doorstep. Not likely, since he’s quite far from me (for which I am most grateful), but I don’t play with threats of violence.

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His approval of Trumps CPAC speech is not surprising, but still horrific.

Notice the two items with the purple :purple_circle:
Those are different, how?

Oh, and getting rid of highway liter!!
Good call dude!

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Yeah tent cities in cold climates. What could possibly go wrong. I guess all the tent cities would have to be down south where it’s warm.

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Easily prevent/stop WW3. Alrighty then :roll_eyes:

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If Nick buys all those ridiculous fantasies, it’s understandable why he believes he trained Chevy to GP level on his own and mastered Ye Olde Airs Above Le Ground. The delusions = reality.

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“A dark bay or a warmblood”? Seriously? I don’t even know how to describe the level of stupidity that this indicates.

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