The Maestro has written another book

[trubandloki]

I have not read the fish board yet. Did he have some fun made up reason why the owner of the logo should be OK with him using it, like he did with the horse logo?

[Ambitious_Kate]

@MorganSercu

So Nick is feeling vulnerable. Good. He should. If he stops now and sinks back into the muck of self-delusion and anonymity then it minimizes the chances he can mess up more horses or riders.

Awe diddums needs attention. I’m so demoralized and injured, people keep exposing my lies. It’s none of their business if they are true or not! They don’t even know me. What gives them the right to assess my truthfulness! I can’t even perpetuate a con without someone exposing me!

[Joanne]

@trubandloki

I have not read the fish board yet. Did he have some fun made up reason why the owner of the logo should be OK with him using it, like he did with the horse logo?

Yes, he had an answer for the stealing of the picture:

“A copyright picture is not legal to post, however a NONE copyright is. Its the same with a library,the kids in your school can go there and photo copy pictures for reports, just like anyone can take a picture off the internet and us it.”

[ASB_Stars]

@Mara

So I was bored and looked back at his old blog. In a 2020 post detailing his life story, I ran across this gem:

I bought my dining room table that is a replica of King Louie the 14th in the Palace of Versailles.

At least he spelled “Versailles” correctly! I can’t imagine that table is very functional, though. Maybe it is if you’re literally a pillar.

Well, it must run from the front of his house to the back, because those are LONG tables!

[KBC]

@hoopoe

Louis XIV is a furniture style

But he has a Louie

[Mara]

@ASB_Stars

@Mara

So I was bored and looked back at his old blog. In a 2020 post detailing his life story, I ran across this gem:

I bought my dining room table that is a replica of King Louie the 14th in the Palace of Versailles.

At least he spelled “Versailles” correctly! I can’t imagine that table is very functional, though. Maybe it is if you’re literally a pillar.

Well, it must run from the front of his house to the back, because those are LONG tables!

He needs a place to stack all those books his fans sent him to autograph.

[MorganSercu]

Here - it’s a short thread but illuminating.

Come see me!!

[ASB_Stars]

@MorganSercu

Here - it’s a short thread but illuminating.

MyFishTank.Net Forum

Come see me!!

Ok guys, I am now ON THE WEB!!! I hope you all stop by and say hello! *BOUNCINGS *BOUNCINGS http://enterprisesteaks.com/

That’s unbelievable! If the spelling and the grammar don’t stop you form reading, his attitude, as he devolves into the NP we all know and loathe, will do it!

[trubandloki]

@MorganSercu

Here - it’s a short thread but illuminating.

Wow!

That fell into a big NP canyon of hate so quickly.

People listing his typing and spelling errors are fine. One person points out a stolen photo and he gets all high and mighty.

[Joanne]

@Joanne

I have been re-reading the MyFishTank.net forum that Nick posted in years ago. Here is an excellent thread in which Nick asks the other members to take a look at his new web site for Enterprise Steaks. He gets a bit upset when they start talking aboout copyrights, lolol.

MyFishTank.Net Forum

Come see me!!

Ok guys, I am now ON THE WEB!!! I hope you all stop by and say hello! *BOUNCINGS *BOUNCINGS http://enterprisesteaks.com/

I posted this 5 days ago. Post #1005.

[Mara]

I wonder if anyone asked for their money back because the steaks had flavor? He did offer a “1-year guarantee against taste”, after all.

[trubandloki]

@Joanne

I posted this 5 days ago. Post #1005.

Thank you. I thought someone had, but I could not find it when I scrolled back.

[Unfforgettable]

If there is anyone here who would like to attempt to read this poorly written tome, shoot me a PM. I’m glad to pass it along in the hope that some of its horcrux-like toxicity will have worn off before it finds it’s way back to me eventually. ;)c

[TheDBYC]

Lol, I’m familiar with the style. It’s the very odd, Maestro-esque word smithing here that adds an interesting twist: " it is a replica of King Louie the 14th in the palace of Versailles" . The furniture style is properly referred to as simply “Louis XIV” furniture.

So, now I’m imagining a table that somehow depicts the literal likeness of King Louie as he looked physically ensconced in Versailles. As an opera singer, that begs my next question: Is this table going to go rogue like the ghost-statue of the Commandatore in Don Giovanni??

DON GIOVANNI -Commendatore- HD 1080

I’m picturing it busting through the Maestro’s wall bellowing, “You invited me to dine!” Idk. Maybe it isn’t funny to anyone who doesn’t also live in my brain.

Eta: Quite fittingly, the portal into Hell opens up under the dining table in this scene…

[SillyHorse]

@Mara

I wonder if anyone asked for their money back because the steaks had flavor? He did offer a “1-year guarantee against taste”, after all.

Maybe he’s just crazy like a fox… no taste, no refund.

[trubandloki]

Can you imagine trying to get a refund out of him?

[Brown_Derby]

Well, possibly. Both he and his wife have spent a little time in court for passing bad checks. Repeatedly.

[Mara]

He could always say the steaks were only guaranteed against “tast”, not “taste”.

[alicen]

@LiberalSnowflake

Another burning question is why he’s been messaging utterly random horse owners that he doesn’t know, in random countries that he’s never been in, asking them to buy and favorably review his book …

So he can call it an international best seller?

[Angela_Freda]

Sniff
Sniff

Smells like desperation.