The Maestro has written another book

[J-Lu]

His Dressage Supporters page is public now. Your name isn’t Mara? Talk to Katie (Ambitious Kate). He probably calls you Mara.

[Old_Mac_Donald]

Awww! C’mon Nick, we don’t hate men. Just liars!

[Old_Mac_Donald]

Very general.

[Fiesta01]

“Losers in bathrobes living in mom’s basement.” So, we’re really supposed to believe that a judge would say this? Sounds exactly like a phrase that would come out of NP’s mouth. What a coincidence.

[CanteringCarrot]

Oh sh*t! Nick has us all figured out!

[MojitoMare]

I love that Nick thinks that anyone who criticizes him must be a jealous loser in a bathrobe living in mom’s basement.

So if someone who dared to criticize Nick could prove they were not any of those things, does the criticism become legitimate?

[trubandloki]

Someone who has the book right now, can you remind me what he said the judge said in the book. If he mentioned the bathrobes, I have forgotten it.

I am starting to feel like this judge spent a lot of time with Nick in all his creative ways to describe the people on COTH. What an interesting thing for a judge to do.

[endlessclimb]

I mean, I live in my mom’s spare bedroom. Get it right.

[trubandloki]

I can’t believe the judge did not mention about how all of us must have our horse hobby paid for by our parents while bashing us.

Oh wait… Um… NP did that so that is OK.

[MorganSercu]

I think the addition of bathrobes and Mom’s basement is new - and possibly a tell regarding his own living situation.

[trubandloki]

@MorganSercu

I think the addition of bathrobes and Mom’s basement is new - and possibly a tell regarding his own living situation.

And his ability to tell the truth. Because heck, bathrobes and basements would have fit well in his book rant too, if he had thought of it at the time he wrote that imaginary story.

[Dee-Vee]

I have a fully renovated basement and spare bathrobes. Any takers?

(Grand Prix experience and airs above ground preferred but not necessary. Access to rocking horse for workouts. Utilities extra. Comes with free keyboard.)

[CanteringCarrot]

My parents are deceased, I sold their house, and I don’t own a bathrobe

[Old_Mac_Donald]

Actual picture of me, in me bathrobe, livin’ at me mum’s.

[Postandrails]

Say Hi to Kel for me. Please tell him I love him.

[SillyHorse]

@Old_Mac_Donald

Actual picture of me, in me bathrobe, livin’ at me mum’s.

I am loving those slippers.

[Old_Mac_Donald]

Do you remember Russell Coight?

He was hysterical. His name is even better now after Sheldon on Big Bang Theory…

[Old_Mac_Donald]

They’re noice, very unooooshual.

[MorganSercu]

@Dee-Vee

I have a fully renovated basement and spare bathrobes. Any takers?

(Grand Prix experience and airs above ground preferred but not necessary. Access to rocking horse for workouts. Utilities extra. Comes with free keyboard.)

Are they plush and luxurious? Only the finest, thank you! LOL

[Postandrails]

I love Russell! I occasionally watch old clips on Youtube.

@Old_Mac_Donald

His name is even better now after Sheldon on Big Bang Theory…

I don’t follow. What’s the story?