The Maestro has written another book

His “clinics” were in Iowa. :wink:

I think it’s good to remember that Nick isn’t the only narcissist phony out there. There are a few others like him (like the Rev. Buck). And this lady in Idaho may be clueless as well, but she at least owns and rides, even if she may not be qualified to do any more than that. Still, her claims of being a journalist are a pretty big stretch. Heck, I’ve been writing a (paid) regular column in an actual magazine for two decades and have written for several others, and the most I can call myself is a writer.

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Iowa? Oh. Lol. Bad geography. Heh heh

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I will regret asking:
pants?

Can I wear my shower cap underneath my top hat?

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You will regret it if you don’t wear any.

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:rofl:

No silly, goes on top, rain protection don’t you know

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I hate bathrobes. Feel like a flasher and too easy to start myself on fire at the stove. I wear XL Omega Kappa Pi hoodies. Shorts or sports pants depending on the weather. Haven’t been in a basement since 1980, but have extensive underground parking garage experience.

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I feel like smoking jackets could provide a certain flair.

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Well, if you want to be stuffy about it.

Signed,

Hoi Polloi

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Yes, that would allow it to function as a hairnet, with enough left over to make a show bun. I am considering doing this with my bowler.

IF, and only if, your shower cap is transparent, you can wear it over the front of your hat, like a vintage hunting veil.

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They can be waived at the judge’s discretion in extreme heat.

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Perhaps the lady from Idaho is resonating with the bullying narrative, irrespective of the fact that in Nick’s case it isn’t true.

He is the bully, amongst other things. And as bullies often do, is showing his whiney side.

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Y’all

And

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Who has he exposed? Can he name one person?

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Ok no matter what I do I can’t make those screen shots show up in the correct order. Sorry.

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Oh don’t worry, he makes about as much sense whichever order they go in.

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Well, it is clear that he has no idea what self carriage looks (or feels) like if those photos are supposed to be an example. The photos show an example of the poor body and hand position of someone with no instructor or eyes on the ground, who appears to be trying to learn how to ride from a book.

The horse is on the forehand, inverted, with a hollow back and no topline. “Lightness” it ain’t.

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“Looking like an ice cream cone is nice” ? :roll_eyes: What?

ETA quotation marks.

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Ice cream, where? Looks round with excitement

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