Third hunting adventure at Red Rock Hounds

I damn near didn’t go up to Red Rock to begin with because the forecast was rain, and I figured that was the one scenario under which the hunt might get canceled. Of course, I was wrong. Lynn Lloyd doesn’t cancel hunts. I figured, worst case scenario, nobody rides but me, the master, and the whips, and my education in hunting in foul weather is rounded out nicely (I’ve already done snow and ice and wind chill factors I’d rather not know about for certain). Well, what do you know but we wound up with the loveliest weather I’ve seen up there yet. There were dark clouds, but somehow we remained out from under them–sunny skies and no wind the whole day.

Now, this was my first time hunting in ratcatcher attire, and though I was mildly self-conscious at lacking a bona fide hacking jacket, Lynn was quick to assure me that any old tweed will do. I must say, some part of me likes the Shetland sweater, tattersall shirt, and herringbone look better than formal hunt attire. Anybody else feel that way? Purely vanity, but oh well.

We stayed out a pretty long time–almost six hours–and I finally managed to stick it out to the very end. Being out in that amazing Nevada landscape never fails to electrify me. I need to whip up some kind of haiku about the heebie jeebies I can’t help feeling at the beginning of the hunt erupting into ecstasy about an hour into it. The quarry, alas, was nowhere to be found. My guess is that the 'yotes are pretty savvy at this point in the season. At one point, we thought the pack was getting something–canine or feline, it wasn’t clear–to bay up at the top of a terrain feature they call the Wine Spine, but nothing came of it.

I cheated coming a cropper once, when the very nice mare, Liberty Bell, that Lynn had set me up with leaped off a drop and unseated me, but after hanging onto her neck for half a dozen strides I managed to right myself. Later in the day, another leap didn’t work out so well, and I got my baptism by ejection. Galloping behind one of the whips whose horse spooked, Liberty Bell thought it would be appropriate to follow suit, jumped sharply to the right, and off I went. I might have stayed on had my right rein not snapped clean in two (though one doesn’t want to be balancing on the horse’s mouth, obviously) and had the saddle I’d borrowed had knee blocks (it was one of those closest-of-contact deals, very nice but meant for better riders than yours truly). Either way, it couldn’t have been a nicer fall. I hit right between my left shoulder and my kidney on a very soft patch of loam–no rocks, no roots–and my head didn’t even touch the ground, which was nice, because the risk of brain injuries aside, I had just invested in a new helmet. My parachuting instructors in the Army, convinced as they were that a good PLF could remedy even a total parachute malfunction, would’ve been proud of that fall, I think. Right away, I heard the whip holler to ask if I was ok, I answered in the affirmative, and then she was off trying to catch the mare, who, under the auspices of her name, was truly letting freedom ring in a dash for the horizon. I was off on foot to catch up.

A visitor (actually, an out-of-state member) from Iron Bridge Hounds in Howard County, MD had offered her belt to improvise a rein by the time I regained the first flight. The day was nearly done at that point–just a few more hounds to gather up and a fairly short hack to the trailers.

For once, when we got to the hunt breakfast, I was able to eat. My first two hunts, I was so keyed up on adrenaline before and after that eating was next to impossible, the invariably high quality of the hunt’s fare notwithstanding. But the venison lasagna on offer this time was a most welcome repast–just the thing after a hunt involving two St. Hubert sorts of moments.

What I haven’t determined is just what sort of bottle I owe. Should the luxuriousness of the beverage be in proportion to the injury sustained or the magnitude of the danger averted? :wink:

Hmmm. I would recommend, say, a bottle of Veuve Clicquot, to be delivered on or about March 20 since that’s when I’ll be arriving for a week of hunting.:cool:

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Hmmm. I would recommend, say, a bottle of Veuve Clicquot, to be delivered on or about March 20 since that’s when I’ll be arriving for a week of hunting.:cool:[/QUOTE]

Sorry I’ll miss you, Beverley!

Like Halloween candy: never buy anything you are not willing to consume yourself! :lol:

Heck - I’ll send you a bottle of Balvenie just for giving us such a terrific hunt report!

Oh - to hunt with Red Rock - for 6 hours - sigh… just dreamy. sigh…

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Heck - I’ll send you a bottle of Balvenie just for giving us such a terrific hunt report!

Oh - to hunt with Red Rock - for 6 hours - sigh… just dreamy. sigh…[/QUOTE]

Thanks, JSwan. But send it to THEM! :smiley: And by all means, get out there. They’ve got hunts scheduled through the first week of April. I’d be interested to hear how riding the high country compares with riding the Piedmont.

Aw heck - if it was the same there would be no reason to visit other hunts! Hounds are different, too.

I imagine that we have better trees to hide behind for pit stops - or y’all must drink decaf or have bladders of steel or something. :lol:

Oh, I can answer that one. One snickers when one hears awestruck tales of surviving the ‘mountains’ in Rappahannock and Old Dominion country.:cool:

Truth to tell, having been born and raised in on the flat Texas Gulf coast before spending 24 years in Virginia, those Virginia hills did seem, well, hilly. But then I moved out west and hunted with Lynn (and routinely trail ride in the mountains every summer, but summertime is just moseying, not a hunting pace!). It can get interesting- you really cannot stay with hounds in a whole lot of areas and may have to gallop more than a few miles to get around where you might hope to get with them again. And I’ve been amazed at some of the straight up and down stuff I’ve seen the coyotes negotiate- meaning of course every now and then you get a hound stuck in a precarious spot (actually I’ve only seen that happen once, in Wyoming, and the hound did eventually buck up and get himself back down without need for human intervention, thankfully).

There are many other differences too, scent, weather, country, but heavens, let’s not get too far afield of the essential issue of your owed bottle!

Well, this is true. Thankfully with age one cares less and less who the heck can see what might be happening behind that sage brush. Happily during fall and winter and early spring, snakes aren’t an issue either (though as has been demonstrated at Red Rock, mountain lions can be).

Oh My Aching Butt!!

At just the thought of 6…did you say 6??? hours!!! Oivay!! :eek: :dead::dead::dead::dead:
And on a strange horse with a strange saddle!??? You da man!! :yes::smiley: WG bows low in humble admiration at that and the terrific report.
Oh! And ratcatcher rocks too plus it doesn’t show the dirt so much from “croppers”!! :winkgrin::winkgrin: Kinda just blends in eh?!!

WG has been watching too much Olympics and has been saying “eh” a lot…:cool::smiley:

I agree - I do miss working out in Montana - heavy sigh. The West has a wildness and vastness about it that is pretty much gone here.

The east is older, our mountains tamer, and it has its own loveliness and beauty. It’s just different.

Another time I would love to read about the hounds, scent and how the hounds are hunted.

So - Wilfred - if I send a bottle of Balvenie to Lynn do you think the club will leave even a sip for you? :smiley:

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Well, this is true. Thankfully with age one cares less and less who the heck can see what might be happening behind that sage brush. Happily during fall and winter and early spring, snakes aren’t an issue either (though as has been demonstrated at Red Rock, mountain lions can be).[/QUOTE]

The spirit of the bivouac prevails. It’s definitely not leering anyone’s concerned about during pit stops, but rather the odd cat who might be sunning himself.

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So - Wilfred - if I send a bottle of Balvenie to Lynn do you think the club will leave even a sip for you? :D[/QUOTE]

I can do without that sip, so no worries!

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At just the thought of 6…did you say 6??? hours!!! Oivay!! :eek: :dead::dead::dead::dead:
And on a strange horse with a strange saddle!??? You da man!! :yes::smiley: WG bows low in humble admiration at that and the terrific report.
Oh! And ratcatcher rocks too plus it doesn’t show the dirt so much from “croppers”!! :winkgrin::winkgrin: Kinda just blends in eh?!!

WG has been watching too much Olympics and has been saying “eh” a lot…:cool::D[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the kind praise, wateryglen. Indeed, we trailered out at 9AM, drove only a short distance to the fixture, were all stirrup-cupped and mounted in no time, and wound up back at the barn/kennels at 4:15PM or so, so yeah–it was kind of an epic ride.

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And I’ve been amazed at some of the straight up and down stuff I’ve seen the coyotes negotiate- meaning of course every now and then you get a hound stuck in a precarious spot[/QUOTE]

I realize it’s all about the hounds, but hell, how about the straight up and down stuff horses and riders negotiate out there? My god, several times I’ve felt like my mount had to transform himself into a kangaroo and hop his way up. I haven’t experienced a mount sliding down a slope on his hindquarters, but I’d never be surprised at that.

I know for sure you all have a lot more water to negotiate, and a lot more low-hanging branches that will take your head off if you don’t duck at the right time. And I imagine you have some actual post and rail fences to jump, not just coops. Having grown up chiefly in the suburbs of Richmond and Baltimore, I can picture it perfectly.

Hush, you’re going to scare people.

And that’s why God endowed us with the creativity to invent flasks and appropriate contents therefor.

Actually, I can say that when hunting in Montana, we did reach a spot where Lynn got off and led her horse down. You might find that hard to believe, but yes, true. I was on a local cowpony and so was comfortable letting him pick his way down. And here I still am, so how bad could it have been, really? (Actually that cowpony did go down with me the day before on some slick rock but he was so catty, he popped right back up underneath me before I could step my right leg over to let him get up before remounting).

TOO LATE!!
I am officially scared. Just sent the form to go to Montana with RRH and praying I get a sensible cowpony. I am bringing my saddle with every block available and gel pad to boot. SIX HOURS seriously! Not sure my 50 year old butt can take that! Which by the way is the prerequisite for going on this trip if you are from NJ. Trust me, we will not be caring about much of who sees what, where and when but a good time will be had come whatever!

I doubt there’s anything to really worry about when you’re riding with RRH. The quasi-secret tradition of playing Russian roulette at the hunt breakfast afterward has been known to give some visitors pause to wonder about the soundness of their investment in traveling out there, but hunters are gamblers by temperament, I think, and even with that slightly menacing eccentricity as part of the RRH experience, the odds are solidly stacked in favor of your survival (and I think the single round contains rat shot at worst). Just fill your flask. You’ll have a ball (sans cap, one hopes).

But seriously–Lynn Lloyd takes on complete novices all the time. Get on out there and hunt!

Red, if you are coming with any of the Turnpike Cowboys, you’ll be in fine company indeed.