Thoughts on "The Traveling Horse Witch?"

A couple of years ago, I euthanized a gerbil. His young owner provided rose petals and a little wooden box. I did take pictures but before the body was added as I thought it was so sweet.

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Maybe they cause nuchal ligaments to break? And birth trauma causes mirror neurons to form? (I’m sorry, I still can’t get over that)

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I was thinking about this and… if you are squeamish, maybe stop reading here…

I attended a horse dissection a couple weeks ago. The horse was hung up in a standing position by cables through the hips on both sides and under the nuchal ligament. One of the hips gave out so like 80% of the horse’s weight was suspended from the nuchal ligament, and it held, on this broken down 20-something broodmare. Which begs the question of how, exactly a nuchal ligament can “break” on a living horse.

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Was there a time when horses could do without a nervous system?

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Sorry to see Wendy support this self promoting liar.

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The composition of that photo tells me everything I need to know.

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Sounds like she could use a nervous system.

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Sorry, couldn’t help myself :laughing: (sounds like her “nerve release” stuff is about as gentle as an axe, anyway)

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The nervous system is more important than ever, but unobstructed vision clearly isn’t.

Still waiting for evidence of all these horses she’s “fixed” doing great things beyond posing for glamour shots …

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"And behold! Once we pull the forelock out of the horse’s eyeballs, majickally releasing pressure upon his optic whatchamacallit, he can see. It’s… it’s… a miracle!"

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Would so like to see any of the bona fides she posts about…she writes about her past as a trainer of performance horses, end of year awards, students…she has no USEF or USDF records. Shes so much like Will Faerber. A plagiarist, a liar, a confabulator, and media wh***.

The photos alone are enough to make me question anything she says. The half nude glamour shots, the made up phabulous moments at various clinics (I was at the TX Manolo clinic she attended and she was completely ignored, given no platform, and spent the whole time pissing the rest of us off chatting with her little group of sycophants and lieutenants and then posted that photo of her a Manolo like they were besties (he posed for photos with everyone), the death porn, the long dresses, the endless effusive posts about herself…utterly gag making.

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Celeste does not have credentials she claims to have.

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She does not have the credentials she speaks of. This is a manipulation of half truths and “magic”. I do know.

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It’s terrible. Trust me, I know this person, many years, before all her hype. I’m not a horse person. However, I love horses and all animals.

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Celeste is not licensed. This is a lie.

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She does it for views and attention to show how she is so amazing and beautiful.

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:rofl:

This is just a joke. I had missed that; thank you!!

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Watched the webinar, to save you time she talks about everything but the nervous system and she recommends working on the thoracic sling in foals who are few hours old :flushed: :astonished: :exploding_head:

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Reminds me of chiropractors working on babies (humans.)

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Has she ever had a foal?! Does that fix their birth trauma?

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