your horses are fat a desirable! I hear your horses are more tender and juicy. Maybe if you start buying skinny nags we’ll stop eating your horses!
Dang Delapp, you’re formerly from Greensboro, NC? Really? Why’d did you leave?
naters…that is too, too, too funny!
Nope I won’t be near Charleston or Fayetteville this weekend. I’d LOFF to be in Charleston, well maybe not with this oppressive heat!! I’ll be in Clemmons, Reidsville, Greensboro and if I’m really lucky, Kernersville!!
A bunch of us are planning on crashing a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory matinee (after the H/J Posh of course) so we can drool over Johnny Depp…won’t be as luscious as he was in Pirates or Chocolat or Finding Neverland, but my imagination will do the trick instead. 
Wonder if he’s a tripod in disguise?
I wonder if Women’s Weekly would like to take a shot of that when they interview me for their article on single women fulfilled by sport. Although given the comments made earlier in this thread, I’m not sure I want to admit to being fulfilled by horse riding… 
west virginia is a good idea…new jersey is a little too high class for us, i think…
you guys and this thread have made me want to go buy a box of twinkies…i was eyeballing them in the store yesterday…gosh!
Sorry about my absence guys-I was speaking with MN DOT about having our show at Spaghetti Junction. They are all for it and will contribute to the Flax Seed Cookie Fund.
Pees O’ Sheet should be ready to go-my NT rode him/her alllllllllllll day long in 2 saddles and all the martingales. I just ordered 12 new Brown GPAs and 5 coats with different colored linings and the pantyhose to wear on my head to make perfect Hunter Peppermint Patties. I have 38 pairs of baby poop green TS breeches and 52 needlepoint belts ready for my classes.
Does anyone have a show bill?
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Oh yes, anyone who knows me well will tell you I’m controlling! And it’s official - I have superhuman powers involving batteries. But I replaced the car one last night and it now works so I’m super happy. Just need a blue cape and an invisible jet and my BNT business will be reaching new levels…
Fenugreek: One of the ingredients in curry and widely used in indian cuisine. Excellent digestive aid, and as Kathy said, good for colds and coughs.
Is it night shift yet or am I just early?
Whew! What a wild and crazy weekend. The prom was incredible wasn’t it?
I just got off the phone with the folks organizing Dressage at Lexington this coming weekend and although the posting date has closed, they did allow the listing of a new special breed class for our tripods! We’ve got tripods of color, gelding tripods, stallion tripods, tripods bred in the US, best of tripod get and best of tripod sire. They refused to allow tripod under saddle because they thought it would be an unfair advantage in the championships. So, I’m off to practice the triangle with my top CONFIRMATION tripods…I’ve already faxed my entry for:
“OneLegTooMany” - in the under 18 hands tripod class
“Hanglow” - in AA Handler gelding tripod
“Triplegait” - in tripod fillygelding class
“CanYouDigIt” - Mature tripod class
I’m sure we’ll win the tripod championships! Who else is going to enter???
Lurker here!!! Someone mentioned flashing and I just had to say that if there is a naked sidesaddle calf roping class at your show I would be delighted to enter. I have a solid colored pintawalkaloosa that wears only one front shoe to even out his legs, but if I bute him enough he stays sound for an hour or two… I coulod ride him. Would also like to try the tandem 18 wheeler class, anybody out there want a partner?
Well, time to go ride Rambo Go Gold Fishes! 
I am thinking we should jump for about 6 hours in our new, custom Hermes that doesn’t fit. Well fitting saddles are sooo overrated!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by mcm7780:
eggbutt – I’m going to be 25 tomorrow but I still feel like it should be “my special day”. LOL Shit…I’m going to a a quarter of a century old…but I sure don’t act it! 
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Thanks a whole bunch MCM…you really know how to put things into perspective don’t you!!! If you’re a quarter of a century old, then I’m a Freaking HALF a century old! But I can take all the tripods thrown at me as long as the chaps don’t have really long fringe!
Phew Finders, keep that fillygelding safe for me!! I don’t know if I want to know about the incident so just keep it a secret and I’m sure your unbiased vet will pass her anyway! If not I’m sure a good night out on the tundra will heal any wounds or at least freeze them and then the limb will come off cleanly.
Anyhoo! Daughter will be wearing the bright pink GPA stripe with icicle pattern just like me. I tried to get her a mini jacket with penguin lining but the tailor ran out, go figure. So I decided on baby seal fur which I think will be a nice touch! I’d say go with pink and white vet wrap, just make sure you cover any flaws on the legs so we win!
Sure your weanlings can warm up in the leadline 6’ class, in fact my baby can catch ride for you! I just strap her on to the frisky ones and ignore the cries. She is getting really good at overcoming her fears!
Helen, I’ve got on my too tight Daisy Dukes cut offs and a too tight tube top with sparkly flip-flops. I do need a touch-up but I figure they won’t mind an inch or two of grey roots. I’m trying to pluck my legs as I’m driving…the hair certainly is long enough to rip without taking my hands off the steering wheel. 
My tube top has rolled up so that I’m constricting my diaphram but I’ll be ok…don’t worry about me…thoughts of tripods are driving me onward and downward…'bout time I learned what a deep seat is!
Stop everything!!! I just figured out what happened to Jetsmom…she’s in the fireplace with her grandmother. Either that or she’s in the trunk…what trunk? Where’s the fireplace? Did they drink green tea or orange pekoe tea? How about BOSS?
WE SIMPLY CAN’T START THE I-40 PARADE WITHOUT HER!!! I don’t care if the US Army, All NASCAR Drivers and Fans, Hell’s Angels, Jesse Helms and John Edwards, and all the riders from all over the country with their rescue animals have to wait, we must find Jetsmom to lead the parade on her stolen Gypsy Vanner.
Bush’s baked beans are the best. No, not Geedubya’s beans but the brand name Bush. Heck, if Geedubya comes back to NC anytime soon the Army will leave and we won’t have a humvee at X!
Sorry I haven’t checked in! I spent Saturday night sitting at home feeling sorry for myself. I was going to do a show, but I couldn’t get it together. So I need some help getting ready for next weeks’ show.
I’m not ready for Grand Prix Leadline, so it’s going to have to be Level 5 Leadline Jumpers. Can my trainer carry a cattle prod if we get to the jumpoff?
I already have a really cool saddle pad. It’s black with mint green trim and it says “My Other Horse is at Spruce Meadows” What color polos would look best?
Do these spur charms look ok? I’m holding them up to the screen now, so you should be able to see them. Just lemme know.
I have heard that the judge is just not into people of my gender. So I guess I’m going to have to sleep with the judge’s horse. Can somebody send me the name of a good animal communicator?
Thanks!
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Shouldn’t be a problem, FindersKeepers, Daddy was an FEI dressage horse. Just make her mad enough and she should piaffe with the best of them.
You’re right - poutine is so much better - French Canadian dish of fries with melted cheese and GRAVY (yum yum).
I have 26 hand Clyde/Vanner/TripodX fillygelding which sounds perfect for breeding with your stallion. Its name is Not Quite a Tripod.
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My prom date just cancelled on me. He is appearing on Jerry Springer Friday and undergoing emergency surgery for a shattered jaw on Saturday. QUOTE]
YOUR DATING DANNY FROM THE REAL WORLD???
gelded fillies - what a riot!!!
How much for shipping to my as yet to be determined board barn in Atlanta?
DeLapDance – Do you think we could breed Rambo Go Gold Fished to him even though Rambo is a gelding? Maybe we’d get a half-stallion foal! Oh, check your damned PTs. You said fart…giggle
I so want to show a horse as Rambo Go Gold Fishes!!! L I think Snap should change her mare’s name to Snap Go Gold Fishes! It just works!
